By _kristaaxo - 21/11/2016 09:24 - Canada - Mississauga

Today, my boyfriend turned out to be a moron. Although he loves anal porn, he says gay sex is revolting. His reasoning? Because guys poop out of their buttholes. Apparently women don't. FML
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LyricaSilvan 29

Haven't you heard? Women don't have bodily functions. We aren't physically capable of being gross or imperfect.

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rustybucket 24

Ignorance really is bliss. I had a male friend who truly believed that women only peed and didn't poop because "that's gross and girls can't be gross." Sorry about your moronic boyfriend!

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jessicasoho 13

He's never scene Two Girls One Cup, I assume.

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Huntersmommy2197 7

am i the only girl that considers **** cheating?

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cootiequeen4444 11

unfortunately, no... it's really not though.... sure, an obsession with it could prove to be a problem... and if your SO would rather watch **** than get it on with you, I could see it being an issue. but otherwise, it is basically a way to get rid of the hornies when either single or when ones SO is not around. I'd rather my guy watch **** to get off than to seek help with another living person when I'm not around. Also sometimes couples watch **** together to get ideas/spice things up. It seems really insecure to think of that as cheating tbh. If you think watching **** leads to cheating, trust me, it doesn't. **** is just basically explicit fiction.

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texaskitty86 25

No you're not the only one. But you should remember that intent matters. If your guy watches **** every now and then for a bit of relief, it's not a big deal. If he watches it all the time, and declines physical intimacy with you in favor of ****, then it's up to you to decide if that is something you can live with. Personally, I've been in the second situation a couple of times. It ended one relationship when he moved from "watching ****" to "sexy chat groups with random women", and the next guy who did it realized how he'd been making me feel, and things got better. Now he's part of the first category.

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theoriok 14

... But you probably read Fifty Shades, right?

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texaskitty86 25

If I'm going to read ****, I'll at least find something with a good story, instead of that fanfiction drivel.

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Huntersmommy2197 7

In my opinion hes getting off to other girls so to me it is.

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texaskitty86 25

Then you need to make sure 100% up front that your guy understands that. Then you need to stick to it yourself as well. As the guy above was so sloppy in saying, if you don't allow your bf to watch ****, and then you watch it, or read romance novels, then you in turn could be considered to be cheating by your own rules.

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OhPuhleeze 23

HOLD.THE.PRESS!!!!! WHAT??? Women poop? From their butthole? I think he would have known this if he had any common sense or had gone to school. I want to say YDI for picking up a moron for a boyfriend (I'm guessing it's because he looks hot). Another reason why it's brains over looks for me. Everytime.

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Juls464 10

why do you know what **** he likes

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texaskitty86 25

Could be OP knows for several reason. Many couples will watch **** together, others discuss what they like to watch, and whether or not doing the things they watch is actually something they would want. Or maybe OPs bf doesn't know fairly common things, like how to use private browsing, or that girls poop.

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zealove 7

I'd point that you ain't much brighter not seeing the difference for a heterosexual guy between anal sex and guy sex. You ain't just a whole you know...?

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rozdawg 13

That's not how this works...that's not how any of this works

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DanielleinDC 33

I couldn't help thinking of this song by a comedy-country group called Reformed ******: "Girls Poop Too." Check it out; it's hilarious. I gotta wonder if it hurts being that stupid.

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