By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 05:16 - United States - Norfolk

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Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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Hiimhaileypotter 52

I realize it may have been annoying you, but this absolutely made my morning. :P

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Outnuendo 8

Your boyfriend is probably possessed by the restless spirit of Billy Mays. Soon, you may see him start to dress in nothing but blue and try and grow a beard. I'd recommend calling the nearest priest for an exorcism immediatley; I doubt you're going to like having sex with a 50 year old man.

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skullofdarkness 18

Shut up, Billy Mayes was awesome!

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bsmith9942 11

Sometimes you just have to wonder... Why?

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domking1315 20

Other times you have to wonder... What?

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klovemachine 24

Other times you have to wonder... When?

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Sometimes I wonder...why can't I kill people who combo break? Then it dawns on me: the coppers will get me.

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perdix 29

Does he then whip out his second penis?

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Blackmail111 9

BUT WAIT! Call now and you"ll get an extra pair of penises for absolutely free!

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paddy4169 5

I didn't realize you could get things half free...:P

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ImmaB3AST 7

How much stuff could you stuff in a stuffie 'til your stuffie is stuffed with enough stuff? O.o

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mal2012 4

What, number 18?? ^^ 0_o

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jem970 19

It's that stupid commercial song for the stuffle. It's an animal with "secret" pockets that they show all on the commercial. That song is the jingle.

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brohamas16 7

hah you can't blame him for trying to be creative

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reject214 10

Your boyfriend is AWESOME!!! And he comes with free shipping and handling.

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linkinpark98 23

Your boyfriend is secretly another Billy Mays. :)

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niall92 6

sex doesn't alwayyyys have to be serious. the trick is to keep it fresh. just go with it OP, he's probably just not in a serious mood and that's not his fault.

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