By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 05:16 - United States - Norfolk

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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aron33 2

That's quite original and funny, you're lucky.

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nuffsaidboutthat 4

So if you purchase the little schtichy he will throw in THE BIG STICKY FREE

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kellyann260 1

Sounds like fun to me lol, at least hes keepin it interesting. Put a little spice back into thingss

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Leslier_fml 4

Satisfaction guaranteed or your money back!!!!

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XanderJayNix 17

"Satisfaction guaranteed or your mon- aww crap..." *pulls out wallet"

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Calingaladha 21

"Billy Mays here with the most amazing sex you could ever get! Just five minutes and you can go from sleepy to sloppy love-making!" Edit: I didn't see the Billy Mays joke had already been done. Apologies, FML.

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Not one, not two, but THREE WHOLE THRUSTS! But that's not all! If you initiate in the next five minutes, we'll DOUBLE your offer!

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lowshadows 21

it only takes one easy payment to satisfy you lol.

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