By Anonymous - 14/08/2012 05:16 - United States - Norfolk

Spicy
Today, my boyfriend used various infomercial phrases like, "Wait, there's more!" during sex. FML
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XanderJayNix 17

Call now and get twice the penetration at no extra cost! That's not one, but TWO orifices being stuffed for the cost of one! Don't hesitate any longer, these deals don't last all day!

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Ray_of_midnight 22

Did he throw in this amazing set of ginsu knives?

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Altazor 4

u could say... u were sold below costs hahahagahagag

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hateevryone 14

That's creative. Be lucky he's not boring.

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EricaLynnVazzy 0

You're lucky.. Its hard to find a guy who has more to give after giving ;)

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Slackness 10

What a top guy! I must try this idea out on the wife. She will find this hilarious. However, you do sound like a bag of 'total non-fun' for bitching about him.

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