Is your boyfriend the dog by anychance?

I think it's ok for him to have one. my dad have a dsi..haha..

piss on him in his sleep and leave a break up note attached to the wall with poo. tell him he can clean that.

gross! you should dump hima

I wouldve been moar inclined to mark fml if the story started with " my NOW ex boyfriend" or ended with "the doctors were unable to remove the $&$$& from his /$$&!$"

Oh heeell to the no. I would say, "Excuse me? But I'm pretty sure I heard you say YOU missed. How about YOU clean up your own piss." I don't ever have to worry about my boyfriend "missing" because he pees while sitting down. That's just how he learned when he was potty trained.

OK, what you gotta do right, is wait till he is sleeping. Then piss right on his face and tell him he needs to change the bed sheets when he gets a chance

post = after like post partum depression... (depression after something (the baby) departs from somewhere (the womb) scriptum (I think it is scriptum, as in the Latin word for writing), but some people just say post script... Either way, it is just like saying, "oh, by the way." That's my translation, but feel free to use google. "ps means" or "define ps" or p.s. & op can tell her boyfriend to lick it up before leaving for good.

With 12, he's a slob send him to like obedience class for dogs.

make him clean it he should know how to aim better lazy!!