Animals: Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship....

By Katsura - 19/07/2016 00:43 - United States - Perrysburg

Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML

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By Lola - 23/07/2012 04:31

Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML

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The GOAT

By stunned - 15/03/2010 15:27 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/07/2019 06:00

Today, my cat still loves my boyfriend more than me. I spent around 6 months convincing my boyfriend to get a cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/12/2010 05:20 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML

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Dumbest Ultimatum Ever

By NeverGonnaHappen - 19/05/2019 12:30

Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML

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By Rosie - 06/09/2016 12:13 - United States - Brunswick

Today, my boyfriend of over a year said that being in a relationship is pointless. When I responded that I couldn't picture my life without him, he said he couldn't picture his life without our cat. FML

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By roostergirl - 22/08/2009 15:39 - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML

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By reallyupset - 29/11/2011 05:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend became convinced that I cheated on him, and broke up with me, saying he would "get me back." When I came home, I found his key on my counter and my cat missing. FML

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By Ima in Hungary - 22/03/2012 12:06 - United States - Silsbee

Today, my boyfriend drove to my house to break up with me. He only did so after I'd vacuumed the whole house to compensate for his cat allergies. I thought he was just coming to dinner. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 07:30 - United States - Rockville Centre

Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML

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Viper_Revenge 10

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:48

Sounds like hes only in it for the pussy

blueyekai 17

Tuesday 19 July 2016 17:56

Dump him, and take your cat with you

Comments

moo77_fml 20

Tuesday 19 July 2016 22:24

Not worth sticking around for.. And make sure you keep the cat

js2873 9

Wednesday 20 July 2016 0:24

TBH (and I know this will be down voted like hell) I understand his need for the cat. Once you bond with a pet it's hard to let go.

KyrieLyn 8

Thursday 21 July 2016 1:44

yeah, but that is not a reason to stay with someone. just end it and hope for a friendship still. or I have a friend who has partial custody of a dog him and his ex got.

RedLust_fml 7

Wednesday 20 July 2016 1:59

By cat you mean pussy right?

AntiSocialKitten 21

Wednesday 20 July 2016 2:35

Kinda what happened to me lmao also in Ohio btw

sarcasmismyno1 22

Wednesday 20 July 2016 6:16

Cut him off from ALL the pussy. You deserve better.

dontknow1 19

Wednesday 20 July 2016 6:25

Well.....it all depends of your feelings for him and what you desire, if you only want to have a physical relationship that's ok, but if you are looking for a deep romantic relationship you should break up with him.

SaraWinterHeart 15

Wednesday 20 July 2016 13:48

Sounds like you should get into an open relationship. An "open the door and throw his ass out" relationship. Give him the phone number to your local animal shelter and tell him to get his own cat.