By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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FoxRacerGirl7 7

lmao. if my bf said that to me it'd be a instant win. haha.

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NvG439 0

how long did the war last (; lol

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crazyash83 0

I dunno... thats pretty dumb!!! If my hubby or BF did that to me I would honestly think he was retarded... how is that gonna make me all hot and bothered??? I am going to assume this is someone who is young and doesn't understand that making mouthing actions with our "lower" lips doesn't get us wet. And in order to have sex with us, you need to make us wet!!! :) :)

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EvilDave 13

You take sex way too seriously. It should be fun and funny

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Sipos 0

I think that must be the funniest way anyone has ever said 'lets have sex'

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shadowkast66 0

ya not really a fml just funny I prob would of done the same

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Lolitia 4

A little. . romance killer but that's hilarious I'd have pmsl.

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triggerit 5

it would be much more fun when you ass start declare war to penis

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