By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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crissyspic 0

wooooowwww! some girls need a sense of humour! I'd laugh and be like and "and she will conquer that hard ****" or something like sheesh at least you're getting some loser

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lovinit5683 0

That's funny!!(:

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minniusmannius 0

I love your name.

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DarkHelmet 10

EPIC WIN for boyfriend!! there's nothin as good as sexy time humor

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luvtruckguy 0

People are going through puberty so much sooner.. However, the maturity rate is dropping. The world will soon be overran by immature kids who are pregnent at 13. Awsome..

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sosoinlove09 0

that's a turn off. it's funny, but it's still a turn off.

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Starfire99 0

So he has an imaginative sense of humour ... is that really a cause to FYL?

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tayamockingbird 0

If you don't want him I'll gladly take him off your hands honey. ^^

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