By thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

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Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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youthink_fml 0

YDI. Women love dating assholes and little boys then love complaining that they're assholes or little boys. At the same time OP, go buy a sense of humor.

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Kartor 6

'lower' lip? there is no lower lip...unless he was going down sideways? noob

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butterflyhearts 0

OP ment her lips down "below". Thats all she was indicating. Not that her bf grabbed one lip and it was the bottom one, but that he grabbed her ****** which she called LIPS but had to use the word "below" so we would understand the FML. Since their are 2 pairs of lips on a womans body. Do you understand now? Pleasee read the FML well before posting pathetic critical comments to the OP. kthxbai

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imagineapc 11

Actually he grabbed her Labia... which are often times called Lips... the ****** is the opening that the penis goes into. Durr.

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cadburyegg 0

Psst- "Labia," is latin for, "lips." ;)

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loriaking18 0

uhhhh! NO! I would be laughing so hard no sex would happen

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antoinemartinez 0

haha that's great

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swagginMark 0

they shuld put u 2 in the next EPIC MOVIE or a sex scene watevah feels betta!!haha!! penis win!!haha

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LadyAshley 0

OP stop being a humorless bitch. Your boyfriend was being funny as hell. Damn, I'm sick and throwing up and I still laughed when I read that! Laugh a little OP

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loski87 4

lmao that's a mood killer

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