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By ohmylantis - 04/05/2011 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was introducing me to some business partners. As he was going along telling me their names, when he introduced me, he called me by my best friend's name. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2021 01:59

Today, my boyfriend introduced me as a friend to one of his friends. FML

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By Partners - 22/06/2015 19:55 - United States - Alpharetta

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By Anonymous - 28/09/2009 16:28 - United States

Today, I was introduced to friends of my boyfriend as, "My other girlfriend." FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2020 22:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend introduced me to his best friend. Who just so happened to be the guy who made my high school years a living hell. FML

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By Daria_Weiner - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - Russian Federation

Today, at my anniversary party, and in front of all our friends, I accidentally called my husband-to-be by my ex-boyfriend's name. FML

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Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML

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By meohmy - 31/03/2011 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend referred me to me as "just a friend" to his ex. They swapped phone numbers. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/07/2010 15:03 - United States

Today, I was meeting my husband's old friends at his 20 year high school reunion. He introduced me as his 'friend from work' to his ex girlfriend. FML

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By thatsnotmyname - 03/07/2014 03:12 - United States - Calhoun City

Today, my boyfriend of a couple of weeks mixed up my name with his ex-wife's name. After he said it, he looked at me and said, "You knew it was going to happen." FML

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By my bad - 24/09/2020 01:58 - United States

Today, I went out with my friend and her boyfriend. Not knowing him very well, I accidentally called him by her ex’s name. He took that as a sign she was still seeing the ex and dumped her on the spot. She’s now not speaking to me for ruining her life. I’m just bad with names. FML

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proudcookie11 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:50

seems like someone has some explaining to do

NightmareStalker 0

Wednesday 4 May 2011 18:50

:( that's when you back hand him

Comments

momo1972 3

Friday 6 May 2011 3:17

sweet, a threesome

LIVE2FAIL 0

Friday 6 May 2011 3:31

Thad a fail of epic proportions

fmlmaster44 0

Friday 6 May 2011 9:06

simple mistake! get over it sister

xxpauliegunzxx 0

Saturday 7 May 2011 18:48

hopefully your best friend was a girl, and not a guy. Then he has even more explaining to do.

Zdog101 0

Saturday 14 May 2011 3:46

ohhh some one iz goin 2 b shut out tonight

tren94 0

Wednesday 1 June 2011 7:06

ouch thats cold.

martinezohhh 0

Thursday 2 June 2011 3:38

omg my ex did that ha npw were not together cause nothing was ever resolved.

cherryllollo 7

Friday 23 September 2011 19:51

sometimes if u just call each other pet names all the time u forget each others real names lol

ChristineAnn58 8

Saturday 30 June 2012 6:45

He's definitely having sex with your best friend... I would've smacked the hell out of him and beat her ass. I'm so sorry.

sikkpsychodoll 3

Monday 8 October 2012 19:25

Call him by his best friend or brothers name thru out the whole night...banzing!

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