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By coop42 - 15/01/2014 19:22 - United States - Hortonville

Today, my boyfriend was playing with my hair, when his hand got caught. He ended up ripping out a handful of hair trying to get it free. FML

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By Roma-Jay - 22/07/2012 14:13 - United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, while trying to look cute and playing with my hair in front of a boy, I pulled a piece of my hair extension out. FML

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By HaleyIsabelle - 08/03/2010 20:54 - France

Today, I thought my boyfriend was being sweet by stroking my hair, only to discover he was getting rid of a booger. FML

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**** my shit up

By Anonymous - 11/03/2023 16:00 - Canada

Today, I tried to use a fancy new hairstyling tool and ended up getting my hair tangled in it. I had to cut a chunk of my hair off to free myself. FML

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By honey soy - 29/01/2012 06:31 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was flying his toy helicopter at my head. It got stuck in my hair and I now have a bald patch. FML

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By kady - 04/01/2010 20:16 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/06/2009 22:16 - United States

Today, in the bathroom during the ACTs, my hair got stuck in the electric hand dryer. I had to rip my hair out. For future reference, hair + hand dryer = dreadlocks. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/02/2013 06:19 - United States - New Castle

Today, I was hanging out with the guy I really like. I lifted my arms to put my hair in a ponytail when he noticed a hole that had apparently tore in the armpit of my shirt, so he put his finger through it. I haven't shaved in weeks. FML

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Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By WaxOnWaxOff - 06/09/2012 21:50 - United States - Denver

Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML

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Major romcom vibes

By staciedee - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be cute to try and pick me up while kissing, instead he tripped and slammed the back of my head on the corner of the wall. FML

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Kiki242 19

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:32

You must have that hermione hair. He's also an idiot for just pulling his hand out.

Pleonasm 35

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:34

Your boyfriend lacks a lot of finesse.

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Km1490 20

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:39

your boyfriend is very subtle..

Senseless_487 29

Thursday 16 January 2014 9:26

You keep using this word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

EmmaMK 35

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:39

He sounds a bit aggressive. It's hair! Hair from someone he cares about. If you untangle it slowly it will come out.

ReeceThePiece69 6

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:46

I'm sure he wasn't being rough and it was just an accident...

EmmaMK 35

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:54

He ripped out a handful of hair.

Sports_guy3 28

Thursday 16 January 2014 2:50

Uh, we read the FML.

MistaBlista 9

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:42

(guy from South Park voice) Nnnnice.

laden_swallow09 34

Thursday 16 January 2014 15:26

Which one?

regenerate 19

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:46

I hope you're exaggerating... an entire handful would be incredibly painful.

parism143 28

Thursday 16 January 2014 1:52

That's why it's on FML.

Trin_Tran 26

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:47

We'll that was pretty hairless of him ! (Haha get it hairless instead of careless .. I know stupid pun joke .. )

That_Ginger 18

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:55

If you have to explain it...

0_FYL_0 17

Thursday 16 January 2014 0:06

stupid? i thought it was really punny! (Just so you're not alone in the awful pun department!)

dachayke 16

Thursday 16 January 2014 5:22

I'd rather play superman 64 than read that comment again.

Sports_guy3 28

Thursday 16 January 2014 8:51

Agreed.

jazzy_123 20

Thursday 6 February 2014 17:38

27, that was so nice of you I gave you a thumb up... not that it made a difference x) but yeah

JMichael 25

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:51

My head now feels like my hair is being ripped out

Nilorak 24

Wednesday 15 January 2014 23:56

Come on and leave me hairless.

beaverteaser 16

Thursday 16 January 2014 0:01

how the hell

AUShano 15

Thursday 16 January 2014 0:24

How does a grown man (I'm assuming here) justify having panicked like a little girl when his hand gets tangled in his girlfriends hair??? ..... It's not exactly a dangerous situation, like having your hand in a blender or something lol.........

worldclassrager 39

Thursday 16 January 2014 0:26

Hope it didn't leave a large spot of missing hair...

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