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I may be giving away my age here, but this totally just took me back to 'Big Top Pee-Wee'...
"I know you are, but what am I?"
*does the Pee Wee Herman dance*
Looks like he got in a HAIRY situation
Please rip your caps lock button out of your keyboard and make good use of a sledgehammer
WTF kind of hair is it that is so thick and tangled that pulling your hand out pulls out a patch of hair? Unless you have "hair from hell" have you considered the possibility he did it on purpose?
And it was free!
I cringed while reading this
"If I put my hand in the hair, would I be able to get my hand out?" "Do you want to be able to get it out, or not be able to get it out?" "I think I'd like to be able to get it out." Sorry, Seinfeld bit. Sorry OP. I've had my hair ripped out many times. Sucks. FYL.
Maybe a sign you need to brush your hair more?
you need to get that "Nap-a-way, for stubborn roots" #Hairspray movie
He sounds aggressive
Conditioner, stat!
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You must have that hermione hair. He's also an idiot for just pulling his hand out.
Your boyfriend lacks a lot of finesse.