By wondermoose - 09/08/2016 06:54

Today, my boyfriend was truly upset because I refused to pee on him. FML
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wondermoose 28

Hello, OP here. My boyfriend and I are very open and communicate about what we want to try and what we don't want to try. We've been together three years and pretty much will try anything as long as we are both comfortable. We were in the shower during this conversation and it started as a joke for me to pee on him and I told him I didn't want to but I think he was offended because he thought I was feeling self conscious in front of him so he felt like he wasn't doing his 'boyfriend duty' by making me feel okay with that... I know sounds strange. But we're over it and he actually doesn't want me to pee on him at all. Go figure. Thanks for the jokes and advice to you all!

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Tripartita 44

How upset was he? Did the waterworks start—not… you know what I mean!

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Allayyyyy194 6

Did he get stung by a jellyfish????? Or is this a fetish?? We need more info

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Fuxxxer 11

Mmm... The smell of urine hitting the flesh...

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Exodiafinder687 58

This reminds me of a recent Cyanide and Happiness comic.

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Colon_Man 17

Same. The boyfriend probably reads it and was trying to emulate it. Boyfriend is probably dill.

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Colon_Man 17

You're never alone. We've been watching you...

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Tyrax 16

If this is a fetish of his, and you just point blank refused without any discussion, it was probably hurtful. It may seem "self-evident" that peeing on someone is "gross," but clearly some people are into it. Explain why you aren't comfortable. Properly discuss it like adults. Don't just give "Ew, that's gross!" as a reason. Here are some facts to consider, as well: 1) Human urine as it emerges from a healthy human body is sterile. If there is sickness, obviously the pee may not be sterile. If the area through which the pee emerges is not clean, it can also contaminate the urine, but by itself, human urine from a healthy human is not unsanitary. 2) Many people into "watersports" actually crave the humiliation, not the urine. You might find other degrading things that would appease that side of him. 3) For some people, it's a "marking the territory" deal, and your refusal to pee on him could be seen as rejection. If this is the case, suggest scent marking him in other ways - this covers both territory and pheromone possibilities. Great people can have weird fetishes. Talk it out.

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mikbrooke 25

as soon as the urine leaves the body, it is no longer sterile.

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Tyrax 16

It stays sterile if the area around it is clean (sterile). Most simply don't keep that level of clean, however. Even without sterility, a properly clean area will only pick up normal deposits - dead skin, minute fragments of hair, and particles from the air. Any viable infection within urine must come from within the body, because nothing picked up from a clean area and the air are going to be viable, nor would it have time to take root and propagate. Please do try to take in the proper use of words and connotations before trying to upstage someone.

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Core5555 9

There's bacteria in all urine, long before it leaves the body. Check out Evann Hilt of Loyola University of Chicago. May 18 conference of the American Society for Microbiology. Look it up.

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