By SecondBest,IGuess - 30/04/2013 17:35 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend was watching TV, when we started getting frisky. I'd just started to give him a blowjob when he pushed me off and said, "Fun's over." Dragon Ball Z had just come back on. He's 21. FML
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qr_fml 21

Haha at least u know he's not using you for sex

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Ambient25 24

I dunno why he did, it's 20 minutes of yelling and powering up...

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lollypop30001 19

I have never seen a man turn down a ********, maybe he is gay.

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Shrike 23

Well how many men have you offered ******** to? I don't see a winning answer on this one, Mr/Miss/Mrs Stereotyping ****. Believe it or not, straight men are capable of turning down sex, oral or not.

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Alihb 16

well you're obviously an immense dumbshit

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rg350dx 29

Because gay men don't enjoy ********?

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rivaraven 35

Well I am sorry for being gay and loving ********. Does that mean that I'm actually straight now? Try using your brain some time soon.

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Glitter_taco_ 10

Gay guys wouldn't have a girlfriend... And I'm pretty sure gay guys like getting bjs too

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bgoody 3

If there childhood show is involved they don't want to ruin it if they break up

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

So by your logic, I guess women who don't want a dick penetrating them at the moment are lesbians? Stereotyping ****.

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recurvetd2 2

His stupidity! It's over 9000!!

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

He's stupid because he obviously wasn't in the mood and chose to watch DBZ over getting a *******?

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lollypop30001 19

It doesn't matter if a ******** sucks a guy will still not turn her down. Unless the op is a biter.

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rg350dx 29

A good BJ does suck...if you know what I mean ;).

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NostalgiaFreak9 41

How retarded are you? Go be sexist somewhere else please.

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TheJester12 15

Not sure If low male sex drive or terrible ******** skills ....

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flockz 19

maybe you're not good at fondling his dragon balls.

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perdix 29

Any man worth a shit can watch TV and receive a *******. What's his problem? He may turn down a **** unless you two have a nice doggy-style routine (and you can watch Dragon Ballz, too!)

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perdix 29

#44, with a bowl of potato chips setting on the middle of her back. What brand? . . . *lowers sunglasses* Lay's.

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perdix 29

#99, of course, slather her shoulders with the stuff and tell her it's sex lube!

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flockz 19

if she is still able to say "cum-e-ha-me-ha!!" with his dick in her mouth, then we have a bigger problem here than him just watching Dragon Ball Z. if she was with a real man she would be saying "grfsd-djsab-ahhh!!!"

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max3565 2

Dragonball Z is an awesome show, no man will ever grow out of it. Still somethings can wait

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