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By you+me-clothes=53>< - 19/11/2013 17:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

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By Kayt - 03/10/2011 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Embarrassed - 04/02/2011 00:28

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

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oj101 33

Tuesday 19 November 2013 22:36

I see that he satisfied the equation.

xSavaqee 12

Tuesday 19 November 2013 22:34

how does a math problem make you ******...?

Comments

alex_jaguara 33

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:38

Isn't that a win-win situation ? I wouldn't fvck your life, i'd be jealous.

maxhhh 18

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:42

y=mx+OH YEAAAAH!!!

perdix 29

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:58

#38, therefore, ****** = b.

beyamia 6

Tuesday 19 November 2013 23:45

Hey, an ****** is an ******

MortenM 17

Wednesday 20 November 2013 3:48

no, it equals b

hobojo69 23

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:21

I think you need some time off from whatever your doing, take a vay-Kay lol

ProtectTheVibe 2

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:30

my math professor would always joke the best way to turn on a girl was with some calculus. I didn't think he was serious

buckdharma 37

Wednesday 20 November 2013 0:33

What if your solution only sounded good in your head but doesn't translate to paper? I think you may be off by one.

katina1236 20

Wednesday 20 November 2013 1:13

Ouch. I don't know wether to tell you to tell him the truth, or keep it to yourself. But it also makes you think he couldn't have been that good if you wandered off thinking about math

oddball1972 10

Wednesday 20 November 2013 1:18

How boring is your life that math makes you orgasam

Edumcg 24

Wednesday 20 November 2013 1:49

Now you know what to do when you got stuck on a math problem. TO THE BED! *turururu* I'm sure your boyfriend loves math now.

quackImapenguin 16

Wednesday 20 November 2013 4:22

1) You have a boyfriend. 2) He's willing to go down on you. 3) He did go down on you. 4) You orgasmed. 5) You solved a math problem. I see absolutely no problem there. Why are you complaining?