Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my...

By you+me-clothes=53>< - 19/11/2013 17:13 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend went down on me. I don't know why, but my mind wandered. He now thinks that he has the skills of a porn star, while I'm pretty sure that finally solving a mathematical problem I've been working on for a week caused me to orgasm. FML

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By Kayt - 03/10/2011 04:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me for the first time. He stopped just as I was about to orgasm, and asked if I could finish by myself. Apparently he'd come up with a new algorithm for the Rubik's Cube on my desk and wanted to try it out. FML

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By anon - 31/07/2015 20:28 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my boyfriend and I got intimate. It was his first time, which I guess explains him sticking his hand down my panties and practically bitch-slapping my vagina for the next 20 or 30 seconds. I stupidly faked an orgasm just to get him to stop. Now he thinks he's some kind of sex god. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 22:46 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML

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By Juliett - 29/08/2019 19:00 - United States - Wisconsin Rapids

Today, my boyfriend gave me an amazing orgasm after a long dry spell. I moaned his name as I climaxed, and he replied, "What?" FML

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By darthmilfious - 31/03/2010 07:56 - France

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was making a list of things to do tomorrow while faking an orgasm when I realize my boyfriend had finished about two minutes ago. He's pissed. FML

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By Highnapple - 04/03/2015 07:55 - Canada - Sarnia

Today, my boyfriend was pleasuring me with his hands. After two years of being together, he was finally about to make me orgasm for the first time by himself. Just as I was reaching my peak, he orgasmed at the thought of finishing me off and stopped. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/12/2009 05:19 - United States

Today, I let my boyfriend finger me for the first time. Today, I also learned, after fifteen very, very long minutes of it, how to fake an orgasm. FML

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By apparently inexperienced - 11/09/2012 16:54 - United States - Brockton

Today, after what I thought was an amazing sex session with my boyfriend, he let out a big sigh and told me I need to watch more porn. FML

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By thisblows - 16/03/2011 16:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML

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By Embarrassed - 04/02/2011 00:28

Today, my boyfriend finally got me to orgasm, for the first time in my life, after trying for months. He started laughing when I climaxed. I asked why. Apparently I look like an Down's Syndrome child when I climax. FML

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Tuesday 19 November 2013 22:36

I see that he satisfied the equation.

xSavaqee 12

Tuesday 19 November 2013 22:34

how does a math problem make you ******...?

Comments

fatlemonjefferso 8

Wednesday 20 November 2013 4:28

How is having an ****** a bad thing?

gabagabaheyu 10

Wednesday 20 November 2013 4:57

math gets me off too :)

imbedderdenu 23

Wednesday 20 November 2013 5:02

what?

Jam3zBond007 5

Wednesday 20 November 2013 5:48

Asian Dad would be proud.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 20 November 2013 5:56

You got your math done that's great...

jellybeens_fml 16

Wednesday 20 November 2013 6:38

He add himself to the equation, subtracted you pants, divided your legs and multiplied.

fordneagles 34

Wednesday 20 November 2013 7:02

The more you think about your ******, the harder it is to have one. The reverse is also true. Your mind must have wandered miles away if your bf thinks he has the skills of a **** star after that ******!

ozpunker 20

Wednesday 20 November 2013 8:23

What was the problem?

SunTzu2 9

Wednesday 20 November 2013 8:52

You sound one boring girl FYL

ccdude14 4

Wednesday 20 November 2013 9:06

From my own oral experiences it is not just how good he is but if you can let go. Letting the idea of attaining an ****** through force opened you up. It is emotional mostly, when you relaxed..well..