Love: Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively...

By Foam - 26/12/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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Bruxism

By tiptoppc - 04/11/2022 00:00

Today, after waking up from a bad migraine which caused my teeth to clench, I found out that I broke a molar. A dentist told me it split down to the bone, so I need root canal and an extended crown. Then they told me the tooth below had also broke and has to be pulled. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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US healthcare is ****** up

By Teethsuck - 18/08/2022 06:00 - United States - North Pole

Today, I went to the dentist two years after having a front tooth knocked out because I could finally (barely) afford the $4000 bill for an implant. They checked me out and told me that my teeth have shifted to the point that I’ll need braces before receiving an implant, for another $4k bill. I’m sick of looking like a hick. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 16:56 - Canada

Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML

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Saturday 26 December 2009 12:03

Sounds like you have very weak teeth to me, but I guess it depends how hard he hit you.

johan1162 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 12:12

My sister had exactly the same problem a few months ago. How could it possibly cost 900? My sister had to pay 50 and her tooth looks better than ever.

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dex_ter 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 14:44

u better make tht douche pay for it;)

flashback.miss 28

Saturday 26 December 2009 14:47

$900 to get your crown fixed Getting owned by love turned lust-priceless

flashback.miss 28

Saturday 26 December 2009 14:52

you didnt think I was gonna leave you without lyrics.. huh??? Waking up today, it was cold out There's something I should say, but I can't get my head around The bends in your brain and your elaborate pain Makes me tired As an old balloon, I hold my breath Like a penance paid too soon, and with too much eagerness To know what is true When air is changed by you Makes it hard I don't know where it comes from Where to go When the rains come When the rain put me back In the battle Where the sea meets the sun Where the bones and their rattle They don't mean anything to no one I, I had a swing When my salt was my own I'd my teeth bared for battle Till love lost made me dull It made me dull It made me dull Put me back in the bottle Where the sea meets the sun Where the bones and their rattle They don't mean anything to no one And I had a swing When my salt was my own I'd my teeth bared for battle Till love lost made me dull It made me dull It made me dull lady's version iss waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay too good for fmylife.com :p but seriously, fyl.. hope you milk it and get free money to help pay for it....

flashback.miss 28

Saturday 26 December 2009 14:55

I gots a question for my fans... shall i make my profile public so I can hears how much yall missed me??? im serious..

daydreamstar 7

Sunday 27 December 2009 8:58

??? and op ow.. ooo it must be cringe week on fmylife.com

DoomJeff91 2

Saturday 26 December 2009 15:27

This sounds like a Chris Brown moment.

megan369 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:48

Make your boy pay. XD

Rellich 0

Saturday 26 December 2009 16:59

I find it hard to believe that he hit you SO hard that healthy teeth were destroyed. AKA, you probably have bad teeth, and that's not really his fault...