Love: Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively...

By Foam - 26/12/2009 06:10 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend went in to kiss me. He came in too aggressively and passionately and his front tooth knocked against mine. I am now missing a third of my right front tooth. Average cost for a dental crown? $900. FML

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By slayerdeath - 20/05/2012 05:19 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, my girlfriend went in for a kiss too fast and broke my front tooth. FML

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By toothbreaker - 21/08/2019 16:00

Today, I was wrestling with my boyfriend when I accidentally kneed him in the chin and chipped his front tooth. I broke his real tooth, as well as the fake part from when he chipped it ten years ago. FML

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By ohmydog - 05/09/2010 08:14 - United States

Today, I found out that the reason why my boyfriend has a chipped tooth is because his teeth hit another girl's teeth while kissing her. FML

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By 530gangsta - 25/04/2017 16:00

Today, while having sex I managed to chip my tooth. FML

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Fight Club for Dummies

By Jeff - 23/05/2019 22:21

Today, my boyfriend and I were play fighting. He said, "I should stop trying to hurt you," before punching me in the face. I lost a tooth. He found it hilarious. FML

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By Jarryd - 10/02/2012 05:40 - Australia

Today, I was making out with a girl who I've had a crush on for a while now. It was all going fine until one of my teeth decided to dislodge itself. She promptly spat out the tooth and left. FML

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Bruxism

By tiptoppc - 04/11/2022 00:00

Today, after waking up from a bad migraine which caused my teeth to clench, I found out that I broke a molar. A dentist told me it split down to the bone, so I need root canal and an extended crown. Then they told me the tooth below had also broke and has to be pulled. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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US healthcare is ****** up

By Teethsuck - 18/08/2022 06:00 - United States - North Pole

Today, I went to the dentist two years after having a front tooth knocked out because I could finally (barely) afford the $4000 bill for an implant. They checked me out and told me that my teeth have shifted to the point that I’ll need braces before receiving an implant, for another $4k bill. I’m sick of looking like a hick. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/11/2009 16:56 - Canada

Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML

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Saturday 26 December 2009 12:03

Sounds like you have very weak teeth to me, but I guess it depends how hard he hit you.

johan1162 3

Saturday 26 December 2009 12:12

My sister had exactly the same problem a few months ago. How could it possibly cost 900? My sister had to pay 50 and her tooth looks better than ever.

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Ihatemakingnames 0

Sunday 27 December 2009 7:22

Exact same thing happened to me. It didn't cost anywhere near 900 to fix though. You should go somewhere else.

wolfy_fml 5

Monday 28 December 2009 7:28

Ouch. I had a huge chip out of a front tooth and it only cost me $200 CDN to have it fixed... and the dentist did such a good job, that you can't tell.

xkonstantine125x 7

Monday 28 December 2009 19:35

Okay this is a question for the people who live in Canada. Do you mind explaining how your health care works then? Now I'm interested in hearing how it really is.

rachlikestea1 0

Monday 28 December 2009 20:16

gotta love universal healthcare :]

Rhien 0

Monday 28 December 2009 21:57

This is why national healthcare is a bad Idea. If your government didn't force you to have shitty healthcare as opposed to buying your own, you'd be paying a fraction of what you're paying now.

jumanji321 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 2:39

At Least you're in Alberta like me no PST to worry about.

Foam01 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 9:14

The reason it was broken is because he pushed me against the wall and it didn't have any give to absorb some of the forceful energy that was exerted. Also, I had previously broken the tooth before and had to get it fixed and also had to get a root canal. Therefore, it is a bit weaker than other teeth. Still, it sucks. And I'm not in Alberta anymore, I was, at the time that happened. Not anymore though.

ygdrassil 17

Sunday 3 January 2010 5:00

first time????

Trevor123 0

Sunday 10 January 2010 21:42

Expensive kiss

My2864 1

Wednesday 9 June 2010 19:56

yd the bill for not having insurance but you dont deserve the chipped tooth.. ive got one to it sometimes sucks.. you gotta be real carefull eating somethings i broke mine again on a peanut :-/