Miscellaneous: Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed...

By mackenzie_cain - 14/01/2010 05:33 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to jail for a DUI. In a panic, I rushed to go bail him out. On the way to the jail I was stopped for running a red light. I soon joined my boyfriend in jail with my very own DUI charge. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 439

You deserved it 65 654

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By Anonymous - 23/05/2012 21:14 - United States

Today, my husband called me in the middle of the morning. He was in jail and wanted me to bail him out. Not only was he stupid enough to go drunk drag-racing with his buddies, their route took them straight past the front of the local police precinct. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 499

You deserved it 3 387

Grinding

By takingthebus - 16/09/2009 06:12 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 278

You deserved it 6 548

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 07:01 - United States - Tyler

Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML

I agree, your life sucks 645

You deserved it 3 280

By iliketoastalot - 09/08/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML

I agree, your life sucks 40 646

You deserved it 5 910

By daniella101 - 28/06/2012 18:11 - United States - Lacombe

Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML

I agree, your life sucks 29 258

You deserved it 3 641

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By sexychica - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 58 910

You deserved it 6 440

By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 247

You deserved it 5 171

He's a good man

By no booze, no boyfriend - 04/06/2013 20:31 - United States

Today, my now ex-boyfriend called me from jail, expecting me to bail him out. He'd tried to buy a load of booze at the liquor store and came up short by ten cents. The cashier refused to be short-changed, and he figured the only reasonable reaction was to punch her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 50 141

You deserved it 4 663

The nerve of some people

By Inga44 - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I got a call from my boyfriend. He was at the police station for breaking into a model home to hook up with the girl he's been cheating on me with for the past four months. I was his one phone call. He was expecting me to bail him out. FML

I agree, your life sucks 62 155

You deserved it 3 779

Bad boys bad boys

By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 242

You deserved it 3 077

lmpinto 0

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:07

You two are made for each other.

Juggalette_623 9

Thursday 14 January 2010 12:08

You dont think "hey... he just got thrown in jail for drinking and driving, so maybe i should call a cab or maybe not speed or do something stupid to get pulled over since i am drunk and am going to drive"? YDI for being a moron

Comments

sweetnsassybitch 1

Sunday 17 January 2010 5:26

you're an idiot and deserve what you got. You two are definitely meant for each other. dumb and dumber....your mom's should have swallowed!

cyprus106 2

Tuesday 19 January 2010 21:40

Well don't drive drunk, stupid!

astarstarhole12 0

Thursday 21 January 2010 2:31

HAHAHA! Funniest FML in a long time. What did you think was going to happen when you got to the police station?

jyd62 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 5:31

maybe u two losers can be cellmates lol

immabe13 2

Friday 19 March 2010 6:07

wait were you actually drunk? or did he just mistake you for being drunk.... be nice people come on...

hpdaterrible 0

Sunday 30 May 2010 12:43

dumbasses shouldn't be allowed to drive.

88sforlife 0

Wednesday 16 June 2010 3:25

I Believe Dui Iz Drugz

becca77713 0

Friday 23 July 2010 5:40

You should have let your boyfriend stay in jail. If you had bailed him out he never would have learned. Next time he could kill someone. The same goes for you. Are you even aware of that? I'm a teenager and I am. I don't care if you get drunk, but don't drive while under the influence.