Love: Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly...

By metalmusic - 05/07/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend went to the beach. His parents relentlessly tried to hook him with other girls, all the while knowing that we're dating. Their reasoning is that I'm not a 'real girlfriend.' FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2017 22:00

Today, my parents met my boyfriend for the first time. They spent the entire meal trying to convince him to dump me, all while I was sitting right next to him. FML

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Trust

By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 23:43 - United Kingdom - Broseley

Today, my boyfriend's parents decided that I was untrustworthy and that if they ever saw him with me he'd be heavily punished. They're travelling hundreds of miles just to make sure he stays in the house and doesn't talk to me. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2017 02:00

Today, I found out my boyfriend's parents consider me more of a clingy friend than a girlfriend. We have been together over 5 years. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/10/2010 19:59 - Canada

Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML

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By thenewone - 19/11/2009 20:09 - Brazil

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. Later on, his mom pulls me aside and tells me to back off, saying he will never marry someone like me and he should be with a nice girl like his ex. They broke up after he found her in his bed with his roomate. FML

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Real life

By Anonymous - 20/01/2021 22:59

Today, I found out that my boyfriend of 16 months has had an "internet-only" girlfriend since before we got together, but she wasn't ever "real" to him, so he didn't think it would get in the way. FML

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Mama Bear

By Ally - 19/05/2022 16:00

Today, I met my boyfriend's parents. We've been dating for almost 5 months and are extremely in love. His mom basically said to me, "I want what’s best for my son and you aren’t it." FML

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By justpeachy - 08/03/2010 20:27 - United States

Today, I was invited by my boyfriend's parents for dinner at their house. The dinner went well I thought, until I was getting ready to leave. Before I could make it out the front door, I could hear them discussing their disappointment that their son would ever consider someone like me. FML

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MILF Manor

By daughter - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - Sweden - Vårgårda

Today, I found out that, for over three years, my boyfriend has solely been dating me to get closer to my mom. Apparently, "she's a total MILF." FML

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By jerk_ex_boyfriend - 21/04/2013 13:33 - United States - Narberth

Today, I overheard my boyfriend talking to his mom about me. It sounded like they were planning something for me, like a marriage. They were planning how to break up with me. FML

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LexaDear 0

Monday 5 July 2010 12:06

tell them that they're not real parents if they don't support his decisions.

ArtIsResistance7 1

Monday 5 July 2010 12:06

Well since they don't believe in real relationships...bang the dad. Maybe you're just the son's sperm bank. >.>

Comments

Dblock26 0

Monday 5 July 2010 13:09

littlemisschaos u r too fine

Jimboom 11

Monday 5 July 2010 13:16

Get pregnant via your boyfriend.. that will show his parents! :-P

joseph4242423 0

Monday 5 July 2010 13:31

Well of course... It is a womans job to be a chef in the kitchen, a maid in the living room, and an acrobat in the bedroom. And she can hire a cook and a maid!

ifinishlast 0

Monday 5 July 2010 16:04

that way if you're pregnant, his parents can't sat you're not a real mom

SadinSherman 16

Tuesday 7 December 2010 8:25

well could say oh it can be his baby she sleeps around with others

HappyPickles 11

Monday 5 July 2010 13:20

So why do his parents say you are "not a real girlfriend"? Do they think you are refusing him sex?

Rise_Up_fml 3

Monday 5 July 2010 13:28

Time to step your shit up sounds like.

perdix 29

Monday 5 July 2010 13:35

How can his parents be so stupid? It clearly states "Female Real Doll 2" on the package the OP came in! The word "Real" is right there. While this model has great features like an electrically-heated ******, the people at Realdoll probably are going to want to take out the ability to complain to FML in future versions.