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By archer - 20/11/2008 11:10 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend who has just returned from his 3 month placement abroad cancelled our date. Why? Because there was a match England vs Germany. A friendly match. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/06/2011 00:50 - Brazil

Today, my boyfriend refused to take me out on our three year anniversary because he was busy, "training to become a professional gamer." FML

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By cold - 15/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Phoenix

Today, I canceled all my plans because my boyfriend wanted to go on a date. He didn't mean with me. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/11/2015 11:40 - Austria - Vienna

Today, my boyfriend canceled our date last-minute. He claimed he had no time because he had to iron his towels. FML

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By mareda - 01/02/2012 19:31 - United Kingdom

Today, I flew to England to visit my boyfriend, who has been working there for the past three months. I went to his hotel and waited for him; he never showed up. I called one of his colleagues to ask him what was going on. He had no idea what I was talking about. FML

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By yes i meant ex-boyfriend - 18/01/2014 21:09 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend took a day off from work because he felt "sick". I thought he might come see me since he hadn't come over in a while. Nope, he went to hang out with his ex instead. FML

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By notmyfam - 09/09/2016 07:47 - Australia - Chester Hill

Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML

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By strictly cum prancing - 11/12/2015 19:48 - United States

Today, my boyfriend backed out on our date so he could help his best friend get ready for some kind of drag queen competition. FML

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You deserved it 6 914

By Seule - 29/06/2016 04:07 - Switzerland - Pully

Today, on a movie date with my boyfriend, it took me a while to understand why he was leaning on his elbow during the entire thing. He had an earpiece cupped in his hand and was listening to a soccer match. FML

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By dumped - 14/12/2011 23:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML

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You deserved it 3 197

By ihateumicheal - 02/08/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML

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soccer4lifeee 0

Tuesday 14 April 2009 9:03

i agree with #2! soccer is life. live it, breath it, and be it!

brownsound 0

Tuesday 17 February 2009 23:37

football is life

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turdburgers 0

Sunday 24 May 2009 23:16

He's not horny because of all the hookers, if that's what you were wondering about.

peter13 0

Saturday 6 June 2009 5:56

oo cmon soccer is the most important thing in life, then ladies are second most sometimes

azz0020 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:40

Football>Women England Football>Women England vs Germany>Everything

jc10x 8

Saturday 8 June 2013 14:31

^This guy is awesome!

kenderman 0

Monday 3 August 2009 10:06

i just wanna know if Germany beat England? and yeah it sucks Football>GF

AceHigh 9

Sunday 12 February 2012 17:47

Yes we did!!

pulpfiction_fml 3

Friday 21 August 2009 6:43

I hope he's your soon-to-be-ex boyfriend now.

Flea_fml 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 20:26

sorry lady but football tops out. eps when its vs germany!

Lancerman7449 0

Sunday 31 January 2010 4:49

American football > soccer

keefer 0

Tuesday 20 April 2010 5:56

agreed soccer is pussy no contact or excitement it's only so big because it's cheap to play

mittensbum16 0

Thursday 22 July 2010 10:36

American football=no brains or talent what so ever. just a lot of fat morons in tights.

fooch 0

Monday 7 March 2011 4:17

american football takes upper body strength. soccer could be played with your upper body cut off (theoretically if somehow you lived)

riceicle1 6

Monday 13 February 2012 2:47

30- Love to see the Goalie in that case

rwac07 0

Thursday 25 February 2010 11:00

FC BARCELONAAAAA

sealclubber123 0

Thursday 18 March 2010 3:27

get used to it. sports don't complain and talk about stuff no one cares about

dennisj7 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 2:34

my GF tried to strip fro me during a Barcelona game… I almost ended up single :)

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