By howaboutno - 14/03/2013 09:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML
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your_ma 27

Eh how is he still your boyfriend anyway when you haven't seen or heard from him in a month?!

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TeamKelly 10

Time for a new boyfriend...

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scott82 5

I see the trailer park ground rules haven't changed much, hope you swallowed

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WickedWolf 11

What a coincidence! It's also "I have a baseball bat" day!

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adamlawl 6

Shouldn't be considered a boyfriend at that point.

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L02_fml 5

Did you say boyfriend? Seriously??! Let it go hun... let it go...

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eej2381 8

My boyfriends favorite day of the year !

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baref00tmama 15

A person you haven't seen in a month isn't a significant other unless one of you is in the armed forces. Please correct this FML by changing "boyfriend" to something more fitting, like "douchenozzle".

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Rababco 29

@155 There are other situations too, basically anything that involves a long-distance relationship is understandable. However, especially with technology there should be ways to communicate like texting, phone calls, e-mails or even written letters. They both should also know what's going on and where the other person is. The problem is that OP had no idea where her "boyfriend" was and it doesn't sound like he communicated with OP at all.

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queentinaaa 8

Dump that mother ******!

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ThatChickMelly 1

OP - This guy is NOT your boyfriend. A BOYFRIEND would WANT to spend time with you. Move on, you deserve better.

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