By howaboutno - 14/03/2013 09:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML
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your_ma 27

Eh how is he still your boyfriend anyway when you haven't seen or heard from him in a month?!

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TeamKelly 10

Time for a new boyfriend...

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buckdharma 37

I'd settle for a hamburger and a hand-job.

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KingCeltic77 18

It's a month after Valentines Day, which is for girls. Steak and ******* day is for men.

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tatumdanielle 9

Wow great "boyfriend" you've got there, total gentlemen. Not talking to you for a month, then asking to get some action out of the blue, what a keeper!

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tralala453 22

He's your boyfriend yet you haven't heard from him for a month?

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ReepingHavoc 13

Damn it! I missed it again?!?!

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CasualCalvin 13

How haven't you seen your boyfriend in a month?

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Devilpie666 4

Best day of the year!!

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imani132 6

If you haven't spoken to him in a month I don't think he's a boyfriend anymore

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zonkeymaker 14

Haha I saw tht on twitter too! Steak and ******* day, who would've though, I didn't celebrate though

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iceliebedich 7

no it's pi and ******* day ^.^ but sorry OP. dump his ass

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