By howaboutno - 14/03/2013 09:02 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend, whom I haven't heard from in a whole month, turned up at my door because it was apparently "steak and blowjob day." FML
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your_ma 27

Eh how is he still your boyfriend anyway when you haven't seen or heard from him in a month?!

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TeamKelly 10

Time for a new boyfriend...

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chosha_fml 26

If he got either a steak or a ******** from you, YDI.

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cH1N1chunga 5

Well it is It's called an Emperors Dinner

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ctlnaaia71 8

i hope you told him he was wrong, and that actually today is go **** yourself day.

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GetSomeM0 24

most likely of you haven't heard from him in a month he isn't your boyfriend.. sorry

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EvilLittleMan 23

Today being 3 14 is also Pi day so does this loser get a Three for One? What this girl needs to do is purchase a plastic, squeaky steak dog toy from the pet shop, a bag of weenie shaped balloons and grab a job application from Wienerschnitzel and place all said items into a nice plain paper sack with a note that instructs numb nuts to figure it out.

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xgetxbentx 13

Ydi for still considering someone who doesn't talk to you for a month your boyfriend.... That's really only acceptable in a couple scenarios, like if he's in the military, or a coma.

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0utland 18

Sounds like something my ex would do. One of the top 5 reasons he's my ex.

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brad42013 3

It is actually a holiday lol it's the guys valentines day. We deserve a day too damnit

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looney_mc 4

What's the problem with that?

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