By girlsx2mom - 31/08/2011 06:24 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
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SunnyUserName123 5

Would you want your mother to watch you have sex?

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RawrNom 0

awww. I can see that, give him a while? I got that that with peeing when I was like nine. god could see! I grew out of it aha.

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MROMRO 0

Hahahahahahahahahahaha. DENIED.

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Sushimomo 0

**** block. And you thought it was annoying when she was alive...

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Raheemdplayer 7

If he says that a lot then, I think it's time to find a new boyfriend, someone who can get boners when they see two bee stings. FYL

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leadsails320 0

Jesus is watching you, and apparently so is his mother.

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pumpkinlover11 5

Haha i guess he wont be having sex anymore!

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JRSOne 5

When I was like 12 I was afraid to wank it after my grandmother passed I was like I dont want her to know!

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Levvy 22

So, he's sworn to a life of celibacy and his mother was a voyeur with incestuous tendencies? Get out now.

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FlyingLazerWALRU 0

Tell him he can't even ********** anymore then. And tell him to stop looking at ****, oogling other women, and if needed, to stop being gay. Ask him what his mom would think about him doing all that stuff, and see if he still wont have sex with you.

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Lacrosse00 0

Wow! Girl give me your address...I'll come over and smash...give you what your body is really hungry for...oh and his mom can watch all she wants.

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