By girlsx2mom - 31/08/2011 06:24 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML
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SunnyUserName123 5

Would you want your mother to watch you have sex?

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RawrNom 0

awww. I can see that, give him a while? I got that that with peeing when I was like nine. god could see! I grew out of it aha.

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saounga 0

Um, you sound really sensitive about his feelings. It's obvious he still loves his mom and may not be over it just yet.

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Elysian101 0

You should respect that. He wants to honor his deceased mother by not having sex if she wouldn't approve.

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demiilala 0

I don't think that's appropriate for FML... I felt the same when my Dad passed away...

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mikachu1984 6

Lmfao! By this rate he's gonna be a virgin forever. Unless it's a crappy excuse, then FYL.

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AidensHorizon 4

lol if you want real lovin then come visit me ;]

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GliderGirl1012 6

WOW. you seem like a concerned partner. . . someone should smack you. You need to be considerate of his feelings.

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GamerMaster2041 12

tell him that dead people dont have xray glasses to see trough the roof of your house.

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Demonyx 6

You should have said "make your momma proud, let her know her son's a straight man"

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RKD 23

Wow what a douche! How does he think he got here?

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