Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't...

By girlsx2mom - 31/08/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

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By Anonymous - 28/08/2022 02:00

Today, my boyfriend snuck out of my room so he could have sex with my mom in the next room. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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By Forever sad - 06/10/2011 00:55 - United States

Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML

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By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/08/2022 18:00

Today, I was having the "sex talk" with my mom because I really want to have sex with my boyfriend. My dad overheard us and is sulking. The only reason he hasn’t said anything like, “I’ll kill the boy” or, “Not until you’re married” is because he’s scared of my mom. Now everything is awkward at home FML

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By wish.was.single - 25/01/2012 18:33 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend kept whining at me, asking why I wouldn't have sex with him, seemingly not caring that my parents were in the room. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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By Username - 14/07/2019 20:00

Today, I learned that my 29-year-old boyfriend won't stay the night at my house because he lives at home with his parents and doesn't want to have "the discussion" with his mom about me. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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Wednesday 31 August 2011 11:55

Would you want your mother to watch you have sex?

RawrNom 0

Wednesday 31 August 2011 12:00

awww. I can see that, give him a while? I got that that with peeing when I was like nine. god could see! I grew out of it aha.

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kittu_fml 0

Tuesday 6 September 2011 7:25

Come over we'll figure out smthin

SavySituation 0

Wednesday 7 September 2011 6:56

hahah oh wow lOl.

lov3suck5 0

Thursday 8 September 2011 5:58

Awwww!!! That's so sweet.... But I hope he gets over that's ... But still you shouldn't be mad

gyrotech 3

Saturday 10 September 2011 13:00

what a retard he is.

FMLinCA 12

Wednesday 14 September 2011 7:02

he just doesnt want you. lol

Nexus_surgeon 7

Wednesday 14 September 2011 23:38

so cute..

seyfarma 0

Tuesday 20 September 2011 0:53

That is legit and hard to deal with.

tricia1234 1

Thursday 29 September 2011 3:00

Im sure if you dont want her watching just pray and say god please do let my mom look at us having sex

Kiirst_mt1994 26

Wednesday 19 October 2011 2:03

maybe, depending on how ages ago the death was, he hasn't got over her yet, give it time...

alilmonster 1

Friday 25 November 2011 1:30

You got **** blocked by his mother and she isn't even alive xD

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