Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in...

By epicsquishii - 01/05/2012 11:02 - United States - Riverbank

Today, my boyfriend yet again unsuccessfully tried to hold in uncontrollable giggling every time I moaned or sighed during sex. He's 24. I'm terrified of his reaction should I ever reach an orgasm with him. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/08/2013 22:31 - Isle of Man - Douglas

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By majorlyturnedoff - 21/08/2012 03:02 - United States

Today, after his second week of babysitting, my boyfriend has begun the disturbing habit of saying, "Ready or not, here I come!" every time he's about to orgasm. He doesn't see why this doesn't appeal to me. FML

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By displeased - 05/04/2012 06:47 - United States - Candler

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML

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By S. Dub - 10/04/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend told me that I needed to moan louder so that he knew I was enjoying it. Reluctantly, I put a little 'umph' into my moans during the next round. He pulled out and said, "It's just awkward now." FML

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By teegtwo - 22/07/2014 05:55 - United States

Today, my boyfriend said we can't have sex with the light on anymore. He said he can never finish because the face I make when I orgasm makes him laugh. FML

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By sneezeattack - 14/05/2012 05:27 - United States - Aurora

Today, my boyfriend got so happy when he thought he'd finally given me an orgasm. I was covering an urge to sneeze. FML

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By merpaderp14 - 09/09/2013 06:15 - Canada

Today, my boyfriend found out it makes a funny fart sound when he blows hard into my mouth in the middle of making out. I can't get him to stop doing it every time we kiss. FML

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Tuesday 1 May 2012 16:41

Your boyfriend will have a laughgasm.

therealslim 15

Tuesday 1 May 2012 16:44

Just refuse to have sex with him. WHO'S LAUGHING NOW

Comments

missnuthin 10

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:02

are you sure you want to be dating someone so immature?

brileen 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:11

Become a lesbian. That should fix things.

seriouslystop 1

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:29

That seems kinda cute to me..

life_lol 0

Tuesday 1 May 2012 22:31

Hahahahaha some one is afraid of sex.

CMorenita27 6

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:13

Laugh every time you see his penis...that'll give him something to think about.

sidviciousmum 3

Tuesday 1 May 2012 23:40

My husband once said after I orgasmed that it looked like I had a fit,,, I didn't cum for about 6 months then and avoided sex a long time ,, I felt embarrassed and cried :( really hurt my feelings sadly lol