By chlolivia - 14/02/2012 00:28 - Canada

Today, my bra burst apart in the middle of class. I then had the privilege of asking my male teacher if I could borrow his stapler to put it back together. FML
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mama2b3 20

Did he offer to staple it himself?

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ninjuh_wingman 29

Im sure he was happy to help.

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Comments

wannabesinger 16

That isn't necessarily the problem. A few years ago I bought a front-clasp bra that was the same size as all my other bras - and I've been sized multiple times. One day in class I arched my back to stretch and the clasp snapped apart. I just ended up grabbing a safety pin from the art room and fixing it myself. Never again will I buy a front-clasp bra.

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Phyre24 17

Dude, you're depriving the lonely single men of one of their only joys by giving her that advice.

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cadillacgal79 32

since I'm only 13 and not quite done with puberty, I'm stuck with sports bras. Because I happen too be a 36A and they don't make that size. 34 chest size is to small and b-cup is to big.

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Yodaevil 4

I'd have to go with no on that. Obviously the epicness of her breasts cannot be contained... Therefore they should be left free to bounce around in the wild like god intended.

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kewlkate 9

I think that a bigger bra is in store for her future.

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hjanelle14 2

don't buy that Victoria's Secret shit! in never works! it never does!

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Ducky_N_Ozzies 6

I had a strapless bra and all the straps came off and fell to the floor while i was downtown. It was terrible i dont know how 3 strap buckles can come undone

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danni218 1

ha yea I think she ment hooks

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benmec 18

Yeah I think she meant she's a HOOKER...

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flockz 19

sometimes, when i'm alone, i sit in the corner of a room in complete silence and darkness and pretend i'm a carrot.

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KatieKupcake4195 9

Damn. I hate it when the straps come off my strapless bras :(

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Marifer98 7

I think she meant she originally had straps on her bra but they fell off so it is now strapless

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rockyraccoon28 8

Sometimes 'strapless' bras come with clear plastic straps that you can unhook and reattach. they're pretty flimsy, so I think that might be what she means. I've had one break on me before.

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DrMime 10

"Oh no! My bra that holds my big busty **** up has broke! Oh teacher what ever will I do?!?!" -"....." Paramedic: he died from a massive heart attack, while smiling...

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PYLrulz 17

The first half of that sounds like something from the start of a bad porno

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hoonyer 17

to me it sounds more like the start of a good porno ;)

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94yhy 8

I guess you were bursting with excitement in that class.

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94yhy 8

I guess that class had you bursting with excitement.

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DrMime 10

So much so that if they made a movie about the boys in that class it would be called "The Fappening".

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Blacksabbath211 9

I wonder where this school is located, cuz this could possibly be The Miracle on 34th street;)

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Jewnut 0

Replace your bras more often. But A+ on not giving a shit

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DrMime 10

No I believe your thinking of a 'D', double 'D' to be exact!

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yahoowizard 16

Well, A+ sums up her grade in the class after this "accident"

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flockz 19

if you were stranded in an apocalyptic world where you were the last remaining human, fighting everyday to survive on what little scraps you can, would you worry about a bra? No you wouldn't. that applies here. just take it off.

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stariee1997 16

Actually it might be a distraction because running without a bra on hurts..

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flockz 19

but the bewbies.......

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Yodaevil 4

A lil pain? Deal with it! If you had a bra on, that would be easy to grab and hold onto. It wouldn't rip or shred like a shirt... The evil demon zombies would be able to reel you in. Free boobs saves lives....

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eminemop 0

So... You're complaining about having big boobs?

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seriouslythat 6

31 she might have a small bra as well.

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eminemop 0

This is true. Though I don't understand why someone would wear a smaller size than they are (look 3 comments down).

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