By davincidasecond - 05/11/2013 05:59 - United States - West Orange

Today, my brother and I got into an intense argument that ended up with us trading blows and having the cops called on us. Apparently I was "insulting his intelligence" by trying to explain that you don't make buttermilk by putting butter in milk. He's 18. FML
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davincidasecond 24

This is OP. So to clear things up, neither of us really got into to much trouble, we just got off with a warning. The argument started off with the buttermilk issue and then touched on other personal issues (that I won't disclose), which is why the argument got so heated. One thing led to another, I shoved him, he punched me, i retaliated, etc. and soon enough the cops knocked on our door because neighbors called about a noise disturbance, not because we started to get physical. We usually butt heads about stupid things but this is the only time it got so bad. I take 100% responsibility for what I did, yes, it was stupid, and I completely deserve it. He and I apologized to each other and put it behind us, even though I'm annoyed at the busted lip he gave me, lol.

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JMichael 25

I feel this could have been settled without hitting each other.

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tpm45 25

It's too bad that he churned your butter... FYL indeed, OP

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Comments

shutupmichaela 18

Seriously? I used to try to convince my siblings to eat/drink gross things, not talk them out of it

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linzzzbambi 9

Crying over spilt buttermilk? This is funny.

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Folly_fml 12

Manly battles fought over milk and butter. The best around.

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chance456 9

you've could of selted this this without conflict like comeone you got the cops called on you over how to make buttermilk

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MzZombicidal 36

OP is clearly aware of the reason behind the fight...

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MisterEx 28

Did you kick his butter, OP? Nevertheless, I think next time it would be butter if you settle things down peacefully without the need of too much shaking.

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sanecatlady 13

When we were younger my brother and I would get into the most stupid arguments. One time he firmly believed that Big Bird was a girl (since his name is not gender-specific) and nothing I said would convince him otherwise. But at least we didn't get so violent that the police were called!

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bobo_the_bear 5

I wonder how many fist fights DaVinci the first had with his family.

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worldclassrager 39

Isn't that like one half vinegar and one half milk?

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