By davincidasecond - 05/11/2013 05:59 - United States - West Orange

Today, my brother and I got into an intense argument that ended up with us trading blows and having the cops called on us. Apparently I was "insulting his intelligence" by trying to explain that you don't make buttermilk by putting butter in milk. He's 18. FML
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davincidasecond 24

This is OP. So to clear things up, neither of us really got into to much trouble, we just got off with a warning. The argument started off with the buttermilk issue and then touched on other personal issues (that I won't disclose), which is why the argument got so heated. One thing led to another, I shoved him, he punched me, i retaliated, etc. and soon enough the cops knocked on our door because neighbors called about a noise disturbance, not because we started to get physical. We usually butt heads about stupid things but this is the only time it got so bad. I take 100% responsibility for what I did, yes, it was stupid, and I completely deserve it. He and I apologized to each other and put it behind us, even though I'm annoyed at the busted lip he gave me, lol.

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Top comments

JMichael 25

I feel this could have been settled without hitting each other.

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tpm45 25

It's too bad that he churned your butter... FYL indeed, OP

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Comments

SuzukiDangerous 5

Tell him you make buttermilk by adding lemon juice to whole milk!

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DarkMarkInTheSky 9

Am I the only one who thought he was talking about blow jobs when he said trading blows? No? Just me? ...okay.

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Janabl 8

At first glance I saw the word "blows" and I got kinda sidetracked. So no, #63, you're not alone.

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RedPillSucks 31

Damn. What the hell kind of stuff do you two get into? And the cops were called in ??? As an audience??? *Officers, there's a 203 in progress... Yes, a circle jerk gone wrong*

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buckdharma 37

The cream police are coming to arrest op, oh no!

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obviousboy 8

You both fail for allowing it to escalate into violence.

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apu_nahasapeemap 10

It doesn't sound like your brother has much intelligence to insult.

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apu_nahasapeemap 10

I feel your pain, OP. You couldn't let it go cuz you were right (I don't blame you) and your brother couldn't let it go cuz he was being a stubborn halfwit. Having said all that, one word for the two of you: Google.

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rebellionwars 11

I know how you feel, sometimes I feel the most mature out of 7 siblings and I'm only the 2nd oldest. -_-

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fmlrulesBolt 14

I grotto into fights with my bro too over video games however I was in high school those days

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buckdharma 37

First you pour the milk in a bowl... BAM!... then you add pats of butter... BAM!, BAM!, BAM! I'm gonna Kick It Up A Notch.

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