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By KayKay - 23/09/2016 06:33 - United States - Ware

Today, my brother called me up. He said he needed to talk to me. Whenever someone says that, I naturally I get nervous. He said, "I gave one of my friends your number." I was shocked and asked why. "Your life makes me sad." FML

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By Monster-in-law - 09/08/2017 16:30 - United States - Sherwood

Today, I got a call from my brother-in-law's doctor. Apparently he's made threats and fantasizes about killing me. "Notifying you is the protocol for things like this" he said, and ended the conversation with, "have a nice day." FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 985

You deserved it 273

By MissedTheBoat - 14/04/2013 07:28 - Canada - Calgary

Today, when I was talking to my younger brother, he suddenly said "Oh, I was supposed to tell you that there's this girl who has a huge crush on you!" I asked who and he answered, "I totally forgot her name, that was like 2 months ago." FML

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You deserved it 4 202

What about me?

By Anonymous - 04/04/2021 14:00

Today, my younger brother got in engaged. When we had a conversation about the wedding, he asked why the hell would I be involved with any of it! He used to be my best friend. I don’t know what happened. FML

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You deserved it 179

By ChloeisaDoll - 21/07/2019 06:01

Today, I was told I have a brother… By a stranger in a parking lot, while leaving my grandfather's wake. FML

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You deserved it 126

Place in the world fades away

By What - 07/08/2024 09:00 - United States

Today, I received a random phone call from an unknown number. Three times. After the third time, the person started yelling at me viciously. Then I suddenly heard a different voice, saying, "Terribly sorry, sir. My poor sister has dementia and thinks you're her husband. Her dead husband, I might add." FML

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You deserved it 73

By Anonymous - 20/01/2014 21:16 - United States - Homer Glen

Today, my brother asked me how to block someone on Facebook. Seeing as how my brother never asks me for anything, I took this opportunity to help him. He then blocked me. FML

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You deserved it 7 604

Thanks for the heads up

By thanksma - 29/01/2017 07:00 - United States - Stilwell

Today, at his request, I met up with my brother for lunch so we could catch up. Apparently, our mother put him up to it so he could tell me our parents are getting a divorce. They didn't want to tell me themselves because I'm "too emotional." FML

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You deserved it 652

Main character syndrome

By birthday_loser - 23/01/2013 19:33 - United States - Newport News

Today, I was upset because my brother, who I'm very close to, didn't call me for my birthday yesterday. I told my mom about it, and we both immediately went silent on the phone, as we both realized she forgot to call me yesterday as well. FML

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You deserved it 3 765

By that one anon - 07/05/2015 06:27 - United States - San Diego

Today, I called one of my old coworkers to see how she was doing. My boyfriend answered the phone. FML

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You deserved it 2 555

By getslostinherownhouse - 14/04/2009 19:12 - Spain

Today, I was walking down the street and I saw my brother on the other side of the road. He lives overseas and always told me he would visit when I least expected it. When I saw him, I got so excited I jumped on his back, screaming his name. It wasn't my brother. FML

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You deserved it 61 014

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Friday 23 September 2016 18:28

Hey OP! My mom did something similar to me. We've been together for six months now and it's been amazing. If he's willing to set up his own sister with one of his friends I'm sure it came from a place of love. Don't take it so hard. ?

WCARlover 34

Friday 23 September 2016 18:23

And his friend might turn out to be the love of your life!

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cassandralorene 12

Friday 23 September 2016 21:53

at least he's trying to help instead of making it worse by making fun of you behind your back

MummyRavyne 14

Friday 23 September 2016 22:45

Your brother is doing you a favor in the end. You might get a date, what's the fml?

jbivens1992 17

Saturday 24 September 2016 0:49

Well does your life make YOU sad? If not then to hell with what your brother thinks. If yes, maybe this could be a good way for you to change that. Doesn't always matter how you meet someone...sometimes it only matters that you do meet them.

tmj25789 23

Saturday 24 September 2016 1:55

That's sweet of your brother to care about you and want the best for you.

stellasue11 38

Saturday 24 September 2016 6:07

thats sad :(

MrsPanda 14

Saturday 24 September 2016 11:16

I'm sure he wouldn't have chosen someone bad for his sister so hey, go for it!

xxWTFxx1981 23

Tuesday 4 September 2018 17:26

obviously he thinks you need to get laid... and if you do what's the problem? GET LAID... if the sex is bad then you write a FML as you sneak out his bedroom...