By smellyhouse - 27/11/2011 10:19 - Canada

Today, my brother decided deodorant causes cancer. He goes to the gym every day. FML
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drealmorales 2

Very smart man. He's going to live for a very long time after that

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Monkeyone 0

Make him take showers when he gets home, or at the gym...

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samfalk39 0

Theres always cologne!

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Insane_Tea 15

How does someone come to the conclusion of such a crazy thing?

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ladycamo 0

it actually can, it blocks the flow of toxins from you body. one way your body gets rid of toxins is sweat, and antiperspirants make you not sweat. so if you make it to where you don't sweat, you just build up toxins. and it can cause breast cancer. so its really not all that absurd.

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bryannab1 0

Deoderant doesn't stop you from sweating, that is anti-persperent. Deoderant just keeps your armpits from smelling. OPs brother is just being stupid. FYL OP.

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DocBastard 38

Ladycamo - no, it cannot cause breast cancer. There is a lot of conflicting data, but there is not a single study which shows any conclusive link between antiperspirant use and breast cancer. Don't go spouting bullshit and stirring up fear and anxiety.

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Babyseal420 7

You could set up a Home Alone type rig so when he opens the door he gets covered with body spray.

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Freeze_fml 16

Explain to him that stupidity is cancer.

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hateevryone 14

so.......he just gonna walk around musty?

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