Miscellaneous: Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing...

By randomnamehere - 27/07/2009 18:22 - United States

Today, my brother decided it would be funny to squirt disappearing ink on my wedding dress right before I walked down the aisle. It didn't disappear. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/03/2011 07:44 - United States

Today, at my wedding, my brother decided it would be funny to trip me as I was walking down the aisle, in front of hundreds of people. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/11/2018 14:00

Today, a mad woman squirted me with a water gun filled with paint as we were leaving the church where I just married my husband. As I was staring at this mad bitch in my ruined dress, wondering why she would do something so horrible, she ran off crying and shouting, "Sorry wrong wedding!" FML

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All weddings are themed

By Anonymous - 01/07/2020 20:08

Today, I went to pick up my wedding dress from the seamstress, only to find out that my fiancé called two weeks ago to say I wanted the dress "tie-dyed to match our new theme." She believed him. Our wedding is tomorrow. FML

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By bride - 27/03/2009 01:38 - United States

Today, I got married wearing a strapless dress. As I walked down the aisle, our wedding photographer stepped out behind me to get a shot of me approaching my husband. Instead of stepping out, though, he stepped on. Stepped on my dress. Pulling it completely down. FML

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Hurry up

By Anonymous - 28/05/2010 18:07 - United States

Today, while running late to my sister's wedding and rushing to get ready, I accidentally grabbed my travel size shaving cream can in place of my body spray, and quickly drew a blue foaming line across my rental tux. FML

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The best day of your life

By squirt - 05/07/2009 16:48 - United States

Today, was my wedding day. Right before I walked down the aisle in my gorgeous white dress, the woman who did my makeup saw a blemish. She went to squirt concealer on her finger, but squirted the orange concealer all over my dress. FML

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By cupcake_butt - 17/10/2011 08:39 - United States

Today, my 28-year-old brother who has been pranking me all my life, put a chocolate cupcake on my chair. I sat on it, with my white dress. On my wedding day. FML

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Kinda brought it onto yourself

By Anonymous - 19/10/2024 15:00 - United States

Today, despite my warnings, my only son married a girl I hate. To protest their marriage, I wore a white dress to the wedding. Her maid of honor "tripped" and spilled red wine all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2012 08:52 - United States - Lakewood

Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing the Imperial Death March as I walked down the aisle. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/07/2012 04:01 - Canada - Brampton

Today, my brother thought it would be funny to pretend my tampons were "dynamite" and run around the house throwing them at my friends and family. FML

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Bringiton80 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:08

Maybe you think it's funny to put laxative in his food, right before he eats it.... Or before a big date. REVENGE!!!!!!!!!!!!

xd0rkiee 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 2:03

Sorry, FYL.

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DrMorbid 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 13:51

Is this really only about stained wedding dress? I mean where's the FML in that? And the damage on the dress? There's no doubt that HE is paying all the expenses, right? So where's the FML?

SimpleSimon 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:02

I'm sure your husband is thrilled that you're spending your wedding night posting things on FML rather than with him in the sack ;-)

meleth_fml 1

Tuesday 28 July 2009 23:33

Congratulations on being ignorant. As you may have noticed, all FML's begin with "Today," because there's no other option when you submit.

Alexgoesfml 3

Tuesday 28 July 2009 14:35

When it comes to important things like this you have to be careful and say 'there is no such thing as disappearing ink'. Just like when you handle a gun, you say 'there is no such thing as an unloaded gun'.

Kupokupupo 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 15:12

you should've told him he can't have any cake!

jessxoxo28 5

Tuesday 28 July 2009 18:23

u should have kicked ur brother ass right there

This_Sucks_011 0

Tuesday 28 July 2009 22:26

Yeah Seriously? You're spending your wedding night on FML? Should we believe that?

alybally 0

Thursday 30 July 2009 22:09

Umm if you've ever posted an FML you'd know that you have to start it with the word Today. So maybe it didn't happen to her that day, but she would have to say today either way.

krazykhaki 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 0:02

Dang, sorry , i would have beat his @ss

iFruit 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 1:32

How thoughtless of him. If it was me, I would have kicked him out of the wedding. Literally.

chickitychina 0

Wednesday 29 July 2009 2:20

i would have killed my little brother omg. but you couldve tried making a design out of it! haha but seriously, that REALLY sucks. oh and fyi people, her little brother couldve been a ringbearer or something. dur.