By SKYYYLLLARRRR!!!! - 01/02/2015 16:17 - United States - Gurnee

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Today, my Breaking Bad-obsessed boyfriend actually used the phrase "I am the one who cocks" during foreplay. My vagina just about turned into a desert on the spot. FML
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organizse 28

"SAY MY NAME" "SAY. MY. NAME." "Mood killer."

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Fandom's don't belong in the bedroom

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redstone7693 29

A man opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks.

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KhaleesiDannie 26

Fandom's don't belong in the bedroom

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xninix_fml 36

@6 Yeah, but I think it'd be better if the couple discussed that before having sex. This guy clearly didn't talk about it with the op.

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homesuckfucker 28

My girlfriend called me by a comic character's name in bed by mistake once.

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LikeYouGiveAShit 27

49 yeah I don't think she meant Bruce Wayne ;)

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homesuckfucker 28

She called me "Vriska," #50.

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Vegetarian27 24

More importantly, there is no apostrophe in "fandoms."

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KK3137 31

Hah, my gf kept referring to her vag as the "chamber of secrets" and randomly exclaiming shit like "oh! This reminds me of that one time in Harry Potter where they're going into the cave..." and other random HP references. It was fun for a while, but luckily she stopped.

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badgercheese94 16

Fandom applies to crappy teen shows, not adult masterpieces 8)

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hayleyblack2u71 21

#50 Maybe she accidentally called them "The Flash"? ;)

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homesuckfucker 28

#68, Again, she called me Vriska, not anything from the Marvel comics. But she does make jokes about how fast I finish.

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JKPwnage 27

fandoms* Never use apostrophes for pluralization

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tylercarolinex 21

get out. get out now, no matter how good the show is

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R2Y2 22

Why? Break up with someone for something as stupid as that?

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ohjoy15 33

Yeah. Right on. Get out OP. Move to New Zealand and you could paint the local castles and shit. Or become a bush pilot...

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AirBusDriver 23

Hey, bring a Bush Pilot has its moments, mostly good with the occasional adrenaline rush, (aka:terror) ?

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lfrider92 21

Why? There is absolutely zero reason to break up over that...if you break up over something that small, I have a feeling you will spend a lot of time alone in your life...

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xyris_fml 28

I forget that FML's solution to everything is breaking up.

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organizse 28

"SAY MY NAME" "SAY. MY. NAME." "Mood killer."

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kurodansei 16

When nobodies around you say baby I love you.

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sarkycow 25

Glad I'm not the only one who sung that in my head after reading this posting!

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Zappaz 32

His puns are bad and he should feel bad

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ohjoy15 33

@#26 Yeah! Or she could've put her clothes back on and said "This is my own private domicile and I will not be harassed. Bitch."

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lfrider92 21

Best comment on this thread #27. I laughed for sure!

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ZoroMiHawk 25

Well don't tell him what your ****** turned into, or he might get the idea to bury his money in it.

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FemaleTitan 8

I made an account just to acknowledge how much I appreciate that pun. :')

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larrena2377 26

Clearly, the people who down voted you don't understand.

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Dreamsorrow93 24

To help people who haven't seen breaking bad. There is a character named Jessie who calls everyone a bitch about a thousand times a show. Hence "at least he didn't call you a bitch". So in context pretty funny comment :)!

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feven 32

Foreplay failing. Where have I heard that story before?

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ohfortheloveof 4

my wifes cousin workedon that show and frankly couldnt see her liking that during sex!

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