By holycrap - 03/03/2010 05:37 - United States

Today, the bartender pulled me aside and told me that she saw my date slip something into my drink. Who was my date? My husband of four years. FML
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menother 2

This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.

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dirtygurdy 0

you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same

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menother 2

This is when you have a very, very serious conversation. And find out how long he has been slipping you mickies every night.

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bettadenne1 0

they should call them floories....or how bout rapeies?

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sublimaze 6

if you were still dating, I'd say it was GHB. but since your married it was proly arsenic

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theQunit 0

yea what kind of an idiot guy does that? And the let's the bartender see it. Unless it was an alka-seltzer in a glass of water..

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Jrook 0

I agree w/24 it's probably aresnic

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purplemnm 9

they're called roofies

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amerrah 4

Ahaha The Hangover. "I dont why they call em rufies. you end up on the flo not the roof. they should call them floories, or rapies!"

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fcukyoudoug 0

# 44 dude everyone talks like that, only an asshole would try and use it aginast someone.

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Fatalally 4

Wow what a doughebag ( probably spelled that wrong ) for trying to slip you that. You should do the samething to him, except when he wakes up he's got tons of writing on his face, arms, and legs lol. And draw fake eyes on his eyelids rofl.

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riseagainst1616 0

u said dough-bag lol

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InCaged_Insanity 0

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justfienne 12

hahaha it's funny cause it's sad. =[

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Nabee143 3

97 Where does it say OP and her husband are not having sex enough? Ummm yea you're an idiot!

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kittykat1501 31

#94 how do you know that??!?!?!? Answer that jerk

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noobgang7 5

so is you RATARD? Lol your name is familiar, do you play WoW?

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treesdevin 0

didn't you see the "like in the hangover" part....durrrrrrrr

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SamSJester 0

@59 I don't think they were "Rupies" either. You know how you check, just to make sure. Smash a couple pots and cut some grass, and see if someone will trade you a shield for them. If they do, then they might be rupies.

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MonkeySpeaks 4

You aren't married are you. MarriAge does not guarantee nookie. In fact many couples see a decrease in their sex life. anyway he probably wasn't gettinglaid often at all. But tha is no excuse. It is also grounds for divorce. At the very least you both need counseling to find out why hr was so desperate he felt the need to drug you

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marc33 0

birth control pills won't work for one nite thing... he must be soo desperate to have sex... so he put some pills that make u horny.... got it???!

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knockasauras 0

61, your Zelda reference made my day! It's only 10 AM here, but it's better than Pre-Calculus<---(FML)

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xhalighx 0

#61 - I was just about to comment something to that extent before I saw yours. Bravo, my friend. Bravo.

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KurouTenshi 0

@61 for doing my job for me xD I love you.

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bassxchick12 0

@61 that was great! thank you for making my day

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Jayodi 0

I highly doubt you'd get a shield for a bunch of worthless rupies. Rupees, on the other hand, could get you many things, shields included!

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cherrypieguy 0

#61 is a Zelda nerd. rupies are the official currency of India.

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wordgirl 0

Slipping "rupies" into her drink? She'd notice. if the visual didn't give it away, the dysentery certainly would. :p

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jpest17 5

maybe he has been doing it for a long time?

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dirtygurdy 0

you should gave switched the drinks if they were the same

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Eddie_Paints 0

You should have made him drink it to see his reaction,then asked him if he's trying to poison you!

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MrsUchiha 0

Holy crap.. o.o Nothin' says happy aniversery( some one correct me, I forgot how to spell it) like a night you'll never remember!

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awkwardturtley 0

would your name be a sasuke reference? if so, awesome :D

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shinshoku13 19

I it could be any uchiha, like itachi, obito, madara, etc. Unless you were refering to megastupid wich could deffinetly be a refference to sasuke

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swagga0n1oo 0

"What do wives dream of, when they take a little wifey snooze...do they dream of making sandwichs or a tasty cheese and broccoli stew...now don't you worry your tired wifey little head, your husband will take you home and put you in bed...but then he will take and rape you right there, and you'll never know what happen till you wake up and just stare...drugs oh drugs druggy drug drug...and if you get murdered by a crystal meth tweeker...well then were shit outta luck!"

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LMA0 5

Haha I can play that song on the piano! :)

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sammehsaurus 0

lmao :) made my day.

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pickles2b2 4

You sir, just made my day.

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lionandthelamb61 9

you must not be putting out

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zippit09 0

Nobody thinks the bartender could have just been wrong?

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srunano 4

Exactly what I was thinking, maybe the bartender wanted to score and told her that to see if it would work....roofies my ass the bartender was just horny imo

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BadPinkKitty07 0

@20 - bartender would have to be a lesbian then because in the FML the OP calls the bartender a "she".

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