Miscellaneous: Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I... - FML

By aimee_alexis - 20/06/2013 05:30 - Canada - Nelson

Today, my brother got one of those water-vapour cigarettes. I was playing around with it, and my neighbour saw me through the window. She came over to yell at my parents about my "addiction" to marijuana. When my parents told her to get lost, she called the cops and tried to get me arrested. FML

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Thursday 20 June 2013 20:06

hey guys, i cant log into my account i made this post on so i made a new one! The cop told her she was being outrageous and told her to only call for emergencies. Since I live in Canada, if it really was weed, the police probably wouldnt do anything about it anyways. My neighbour is even more pissed off now, and since i live in a townhouse unit she has really been watching me closely. FYI, yes I am only 14 but its only an e cigarette.

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supertoasty 7

Thursday 20 June 2013 11:54

Ahhh, I see you have NNS, or Nosy Neighbor Syndrome.

imtooshy 18

Thursday 20 June 2013 11:55

Your neighbour needs to get a bloody life and you need curtains.

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fantastamazing 10

Tuesday 20 June 2017 22:33

At least your parents were on our side

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