Miscellaneous: Today, my brother paid the DJ $300 to ruin my wedding by playing...

If someone had paid the organist to do that at my wedding my wife would have got a do over with the proper music and the offending prankster may have been kicked out of the chapel.

Zacbuscus 24

Friday 29 November 2013 2:58

I hope your marriage lasts longer than Darth Vader did.

Zacbuscus 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 7:26

I'm really hoping it does.

Zacbuscus 24

Tuesday 3 December 2013 7:28

Try to avoid divorce though. That's the real death march.

Catnipiti 5

Sunday 1 December 2013 1:06

Amazing

snipesrock 9

Monday 16 December 2013 20:25

Ruined? That's even beyond Neil Patrick Harris. We all know he's legendary.

Tymaster5 22

Tuesday 28 January 2014 1:55

Is ruin another word for complete?

agentlilye 10

Tuesday 18 February 2014 4:54

That would be horrible!!!!! Soo sorry!

Plastic_Stitchez 25

Saturday 22 February 2014 18:51

Freak on your brother and don't pay the dj

cna1216 15

Saturday 15 March 2014 13:41

So wheres the part about him ruining it?

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Today, while I was making out with my boyfriend, he left my dorm suddenly without telling me where he was going. A few hours later, he texted me to tell me that being with me made him feel dirty and he had gone to confession. He then called me a sinner. FML

I agree, your life sucks 83 548

You deserved it 7 856

Today, my grandmother has been complaining that I spend too much on food, so I started cooking food from scratch. I happily showed her my recipe book and encouraged her to try a few. She then mocked me for wasting time by not buying frozen food. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 869

You deserved it 3 514

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Today, my mom had me and my little brother make pancakes for breakfast. I had to let the dog out of the house to go do his business, so I had my little brother wait there and told him not to touch anything. I came back 5 minutes later, and there were cracked eggs in the almost-done batter. FML

I agree, your life sucks 584

You deserved it 185

Today, a few friends and I ran through sprinklers at our school until we were all soaked. Then we were told that they put fertilizer in the water. I'm soaked in manure. Now I know why it tasted weird. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 795

You deserved it 41 864

Today, I went to the dentist for a tooth extraction. Not only were they not able to extract all of it, but after 7 injections, I was still screaming. The best part? Their referral to someone else fell through, so I head back tomorrow to finish the job. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 930

You deserved it 337

Today, I submitted a vacation request to my manager and it was approved. I came back from lunch and was informed that I have been let go. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 925

You deserved it 2 461

Today, I was glad to find out that all the bedbugs have been eaten. Now I have a spider infestation. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 609

You deserved it 958

Today, I found out why my ex of three years started an argument with me that quickly lead to our break-up. He said he would be talking to people of a different race to make life "easier." I should've seen the fact that he dislikes our own race from prior conversations. He ended up getting into a relationship two months later. FML

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You deserved it 291