Intimacy: Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping....

By Mikey832 - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United Kingdom

Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML

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Same thing different taste

By VCR - 20/12/2009 07:13 - United States

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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Busted

By Stacy - 21/03/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I went into my older brother's room to get a condom. This happened the other day too when my boyfriend forgot one. So I went in and there was a note that said, "Stop using my condoms. And your boyfriend sounds like a girl when he climaxes." FML

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That's that, then

By Anonymous - 12/09/2020 08:02

Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML

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Classy.

By klifestyle2012 - 12/11/2017 19:00

Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/09/2013 21:00 - Hungary - Szeged

Today, my girlfriend came over to visit me and my brother at our apartment. I left for just five minutes to fix us lunch. When I got back, she was making out with my brother. FML

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By lonleystoner91 - 03/09/2010 08:30 - France

Today, my girlfriend of 2 months decided to wrestle with my younger brother. He has gotten more action than I have. FML

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By useyourownbed - 18/09/2012 20:06 - United States - Byron

Today, my sister walked into my room, saying her boyfriend "forgot something." She then reached under my bed and pulled out a pair of boxers and a condom wrapper. Her response to my disgust was, "My bed was dirty." FML

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By SayCheese - 02/04/2013 22:52 - Canada - Prince George

Today, my older brother walked in on me while I was wearing nothing but a bra, panties, pantyhose, and high heels. I'm his little brother. FML

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By wtf bro - 20/05/2015 08:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, my brother babysat for me. He invited his girlfriend around without me knowing, and they were all playing hide and seek together. While he and his girl were hiding, they decided to have a quickie. My three year old found them and saw everything. She won't stop copying their sex noises. FML

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By Wreet - 11/01/2009 15:50 - United States

Today, I went shopping with this girl I like while my girlfriend was busy. We ended up going grocery shopping to make dinner together, and I ran into my girlfriend's parents. FML

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zelly05 0

Monday 9 August 2010 19:51

vibrator - 1 you - 0 lol

CitrusGirl 0

Monday 9 August 2010 20:08

quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you

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fusebox 0

Tuesday 21 June 2011 20:30

crocs. fail

briissocoollike 8

Monday 15 August 2011 19:51

Orange crocs are really sexy so don't hate

TheWildRover 3

Tuesday 16 August 2011 21:34

Also, it seems pretty likely that the only time that you've ever even SEEN a ****** was in your "Sex Ed" classes that you keep talking about.

GraceyGirl523 9

Friday 2 September 2011 12:25

I like your girlfriend better then your brothers *****.

baseballgirl2100 0

Tuesday 29 November 2011 1:05

maybe shes a lesbian but doesnt want anyone to think that so she goes out with you.

Miouya 0

Tuesday 24 January 2012 22:34

Lol you are now not needed

mcqknight2015 0

Thursday 26 January 2012 12:08

She still your girlfriend? (I think the vibrator was a hint)

abmullis 0

Tuesday 3 July 2012 13:45

hmmm well I guess we know whose sex life is better, huh?

chandlerbelacic 17

Wednesday 24 April 2013 22:12

Awww :(

meganpayton 3

Saturday 22 February 2014 22:25

fake.

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Same thing different taste

Busted

That's that, then

Classy.

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