By Mikey832 - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United Kingdom

Spicy
Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
I agree, your life sucks 46 939
You deserved it 14 826
Back to school
Is that it, have we really enjoyed the holidays? It's time to find the best back-to-school struggles. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

zelly05 0

vibrator - 1 you - 0 lol

118 4
CitrusGirl 0

quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you

94 10

Comments

LovelyLexie13 0

Guys disgust me.

0 3
Trollz4daLULZ 1

Good. Now get back in the kitchen and make us some sammiches.

4 1
icadragoon 11

Use the vibrator while you have sex, then you'll both get off. Quit your bitching and buy her some high heals to wear, then you can have freaky sex like your brother. 

0 0
tjgreen 0

YDI for having a girlfriend who would wear crocs... and for having a **** that can't do the job! hahaha you lose

0 2
gocrimson21 0

ur probs just not good in bed and she would rather take care of business herself.

0 0
chadreed136 0

mabye they can share haha

0 0
lazyfoo92 4

most of u retards haven't even tryed crocs lol.. but hey none of y'all know shit about this guy so what's up with the harsh comments??and sure she might use a vibrator when he isn't there.. just dump her ass if she tries using it on you lol

0 0
chillassmofuka 0

#33 :: crap balls pineapple swordfish raliegh ???

0 0
chillassmofuka 0

oh and 180 murked 178, just thought I'd throw that in there.

0 0