By Mikey832 - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United Kingdom

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Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
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zelly05 0

vibrator - 1 you - 0 lol

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CitrusGirl 0

quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you

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masked812 0

brothers gf sounds like a win your gf well time for a new one.....

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masked812 0

#56 don't ever get one.... they are for the pathetic who can't get any or anyone good

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MrM420 0

ydi for thinking the vibrator was meant as a replacement. Maybe you have a kinky gf.

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nerdsgetmehot 22

#166 The falsity of your statement annoys me.

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cademj 0

Hahahaha......she sounds like a keeper......

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kimbowee 0

Today, I went shopping with a friend. She bought sexy high heels and condoms to have fun with her boyfriend. I bought crocs and a vibrator since his brother can't get the job done. FML

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xsam4296x 0

Maybe she wants something in the front while she is giving head? Maybe your bros gf is doin tons of others too but being safe so she won't pass it to him? She would still be a ****, just a safe one.

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Lithicus 0

Cut her loose. Plenty of fish in the sea.

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fishycanswim 0

Oh Crocs... You are the downfall in society.

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hutsko 0

OP sounds gay for saying 'killer heels'. OP is a guy, right??

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purplerawr 0

hm. think that means you should give your girl a little more lovin ;D

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