By Mikey832 - 09/08/2010 13:24 - United Kingdom

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Today, my brother's girlfriend and my girlfriend went out shopping. My brother's girlfriend bought a pair of killer black heels and a box of condoms. My girlfriend bought a pair of orange Crocs and a vibrator. FML
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zelly05 0

vibrator - 1 you - 0 lol

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CitrusGirl 0

quit whining OP. Maybe your girlfriend has better things to do than you

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annmatreefrog 0

you knowyou can use her toy together? u can use it on her. it doesn't have to be a bad thing. and herald and condoms, not sluty but sexy. crocs and a vibrator, the girl just wants to pamper herself. nothing wrong with that

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HerDarkHeart 7

learn how too pleasure you girl!

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bontox 0

Brother, as long as she did not intend the vibrator and the Crocs as a gift for you I think it will all be fine.

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rcp90 2

You're the one who picked out your girlfriend....If she's buying a vibrator its your fault... and girls always buy shoes... if you wanted a girl who buys heals and condoms you should remember that when you start dating one

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LethalXLorinda 0

ahahahhahahahahah THAT SUCKS shows how much your sex life sucks

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fakkumairaifu 14

Quit ******* obsessing over your brother's girlfriend and give your own some attention so she won't need to rely on the vibrator. Burn her Crocs, though.

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kGoatly 0

She sounds cute and undersexed to me

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Dino1234 0

I literally don't even know what to say to that. the only thing I can really think of is WHY ORANGE CROCS?

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