By Thomas - 21/12/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML
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jworret 0

Be like the old man with the shotgun protecting his lawn! It's still private property! And iv heard shooting small children is quite a fun pass-time.

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laurbear12 3

I think you missed the point..

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Airman1988 9

Refocus your business as a driver's education school and your already ahead of the game.

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AyeTee77 18

Start charging them for the parking lot usage and you're back in business son. You're welcome.

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POOPSMUGGLER 0

Throw shit at them

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ChrisJar 0

Then make that your new business: rent-a-parking-lot!

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taintedayush 0

Hope your business is better soon

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perdix 29

Go run in front of one of the cars driving around your lot. With the insurance money, you won't have to work for a long, long time. Or, maybe you'll get lucky and not make it at all -- that's the easy way to get our from under a failing business.

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EASTRIVERLAX 0

Thats not how i learned i learned in a culdesac

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kyrosk91 6

What'd you learn how to do? Turn around? I took my driver's test in a neighborhood.

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MwahFMLS 6

Make people pay for it?

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puppydog 12

yeah then people will really want to go to his business..

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UsEumYong 4

Obviously you need to change your business into a DMV.

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