By Thomas - 21/12/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML
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jworret 0

Be like the old man with the shotgun protecting his lawn! It's still private property! And iv heard shooting small children is quite a fun pass-time.

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laurbear12 3

I think you missed the point..

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chell1894 13

Clearly you're as dumb as you look... Stupid bitch

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chell1894 13

Clearly you're as dumb as you look.. Stupid bitch

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Okayitwasme 0

I agree with #1 rent it out. Make money. I heard of a guy dressing up as a meter maid and he made millions. Did that for years at a public lot the city never knew!

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hateevryone 14

charge them for it

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nivek2120 8

26- how is it they drive in "the hood"? I think it's the same as everywhere else. Probably could have not put that and no one would have thought you were trying to be something your not.... Hard.

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EmperorHilo 11

Only way to fix this is reinvent yourself, redo your image and attract the customers you need.

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gribbles 12

54 - "feeding the stereotype that I'm from Detroit" Miss the sarcasm much?

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perdix 29

Put up a sign that says "Trespassers Will Be Shot," and make good on that threat!

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nivek2120 8

Not as much as you missed that mirror pictures make you look like a tool. I read the whole thing and saw what he said. What I said was he could have not put any of that because he was looking for attention, much like your picture. Otherwise where would the stereotype have come from if he didn't bring it up? Does that make sense Pauly D? Miss punch lines much?

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irritatedone 5

Ya know that really does suck. I hope it picks up for you soon.

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