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By Thomas - 21/12/2011 03:18 - United States

Today, my business is doing so badly that people are teaching their kids to drive in the empty parking lot. FML

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Today, the last parking space outside my work was tiny but I tried to parallel park there in desperation. A school kid saw the whole attempt and sarcastically clapped me as I gave up and drove away. FML

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Today, on my first driving lesson, I crashed my instructor's car. I didn't even make it out of the parking lot. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/03/2016 21:26 - United States - Depew

Today, I parked my car in the company lot and walked down the street to a mandatory company training. While I was at the training, everyone back at the office decided to leave early and locked the company lot. My car is now stuck there for the night and I'm walking home. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2022 12:00

Today, my wife’s business has failed in its first year. She blames the government, despite me telling her no one is going to work for her when she only offers minimum wage, one week unpaid vacation, two months maternity and one week paternity, no overtime rates, and a pay-to-use staff car park. FML

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By badDriver - 28/11/2009 21:37 - United States

Today, I hit a parked car. It happened to be my driving instructor's car. While he was instructing me, sitting in the passenger seat. I don't think I'll pass. FML

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By not the cook - 09/06/2013 17:38 - United States - Wernersville

Today, I found out that my restaurant's food is so bad that the only reason some people visit is because they're punishing their kids. FML

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jworret 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 8:42

Be like the old man with the shotgun protecting his lawn! It's still private property! And iv heard shooting small children is quite a fun pass-time.

laurbear12 3

Wednesday 21 December 2011 9:21

I think you missed the point..

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grannygruber 6

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:27

My kids learned to drive on the backroads of Kentucky and Missouri, much more fun than a parking lot!

dumboears 8

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:43

Even in drivers ed they teach you a couple of lessons in the parking lot.

Brendi95 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 18:43

You can charge those parents per hour for using the parking lot? At least you earn money! (:

dylanmurre 4

Wednesday 21 December 2011 20:05

I never learned how to drive. I just knew how to drive.

deadxmau5 6

Wednesday 21 December 2011 20:19

Why does it seem like half the responses are a bunch of idiots. Sorry op running a business is risky, maybe half the kids on this will realize one day how hard the real world is. For the idiots, no buisness = no money = can't pay bills

moomoomeow2 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 20:51

Wow! I hope that'll bring more business...

RainbowSprinklez 7

Wednesday 21 December 2011 22:53

Dude.... no offense but you may wanna get a new job. :/

bubo_fml 10

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:02

Be entrepreneurial & charge the fukkas for using your lot!

jacebeeny 0

Wednesday 21 December 2011 23:19

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AdriTheCutie 0

Thursday 22 December 2011 1:19

badly? yu mean bad? lol.

blair_x 12

Thursday 22 December 2011 3:29

No. OP meant badly. OP was using it as an adjective to describe how his business was doing. "My business is doing bad." is grammatically incorrect, because "bad" isn't conjugated correctly. I hear it all the time and it drives me nuts.

deadxmau5 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 3:32

75 I love proper grammar nazis lol you give grammar nazis of the world a good name

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