By Anonymous - 13/09/2012 20:37 - United Kingdom - Harlow

Today, my car alarm went off during a funeral. Three times. FML
I agree, your life sucks 24 801
You deserved it 3 753
Thanksgiving: Turkeys and Skids
Family meals that turn absurd, because Thanksgiving is also about laughing at little disasters. More…
Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

greenie213 23

It's like the world is rejecting their death.

130 5
DocBastard 38

The first time, you turn it off. The second time, you turn it off and apologise profusely. The third time, you get in your defective piece of shit and drive the **** away.

110 6

Comments

yourmofo 6

Someone was trying to steal your soul, Kia Soul.

0 0
SwordOfTheSky 4

Who invited Uncle Klepto?

0 0
escobar07 10

The soul was trying to steal your car

0 0
LSUtigres 2

I guess they were...dying to get into your car

2 0
SubaruWRXSTI 16

You could have just locked the car from the inside, no alarm is activated, after the first time.

0 0