Transportation: Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away...

By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML

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By Unhappymothersday - 17/05/2012 20:41 - United States - Raleigh

Today, I woke up to the sound of my car being stolen. FML

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By kellthryn - 17/03/2020 23:00

Today, during my work shift, my car got stolen and I had to walk home on the rain. While I was walking home, my stolen car drove by. FML

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By carless - 15/08/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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By stolen-car - 26/06/2012 02:55 - United States - Columbia

Today, I finally got enough money to buy the car I wanted for a year now. It was stolen today too. I had my car for 4 hours. FML

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By GTR - 02/06/2011 01:25 - United Kingdom

Today, I bought a car. After just ten minutes, my hub caps had been stolen. FML

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By naps aren't what they used to be - 27/04/2013 22:05 - United States

Today, my car was stolen from the parking garage, the same one I work at as a security guard. FML

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By uppiskalle - 12/09/2014 14:32 - United States - Riverside

Today, my car was stolen from my driveway. I reported it to the police, the insurance company, and my neighbors, and begged for help via social media. As I walked to catch a bus, I saw my car parked outside my school. I forgot I left it there last night. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/04/2020 14:00

Today, my car was broken into. What was stolen? My steering wheel. FML

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By Diesel - 03/05/2011 14:23 - Belgium

Today, my motorcycle was stolen. If that wasn't bad enough, the thief drove past me. Twice. FML

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By Garry the Gluten-Free Pizza - 13/09/2016 21:17 - United States

Today, I was carjacked. As he shoved me away from my car, I got hit by another car. He and the other car both drove off. FML

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HaloR 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:37

Why didnt u do anything

MibInwalo 0

Tuesday 6 December 2011 8:52

One armed people can also run just fine.

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KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 6 December 2011 17:51

Panic button?

hateevryone 14

Tuesday 6 December 2011 17:59

and what did you do while it was getting stolen? stand there?

bubo_fml 10

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:47

Correction...Your car AND your balls got stolen...

matttheman25 8

Tuesday 6 December 2011 19:56

If you left the keys in the ignition YDI big time

2dog 15

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:08

Wow, that's kinda sad

MijnJaz 1

Tuesday 6 December 2011 22:31

How?

compasseagle89 8

Wednesday 7 December 2011 0:01

im guessing this happened at a gas station, maybe while OP was paying for gas inside.

BlackSnowyOwl 2

Wednesday 7 December 2011 3:56

Rule #1 in life. Always stand 9 feet or less away from your car.

daviddgaf 3

Wednesday 7 December 2011 6:09

Did u not pay ur bills and got it repoed? ha that sucks.

YoshiXclusive 0

Wednesday 7 December 2011 7:06

Could of said something like "eh, **** off you ugly motherfcuker that's my car"

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