By smileytheface - 06/12/2011 03:54 - United States

Today, my car got stolen. While I was standing ten feet away from it. FML
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MibInwalo 0

One armed people can also run just fine.

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pdp_fml 21

Do you live in Detroit? That could explain everything.

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Daydreemdie 0

Maybe Santa will give you a new one :)

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perdix 29

Some people get their cars stolen when they are standing zero feet away from them -- it's called carjacking.

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randa92 3

They could have got assaulted or mugged but that sucks though I'm sorry :(

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steffi1910 1

This actually happened to me too! I was waiting tables and we were closed and cleaning up and I looked out the window and saw my car drive off. My friend jumped in his car to try and chase it down but no luck. The cops found it a week later stripped and burned. : )

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uy_fml 4

The audacity of some people. >:(

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xHuey123 0

Everyone at the top is pitifully retarded. One arm? Don't assume. He probably didn't pay attention. I mean, would you be watching for thieves ten feet from your car? Idiots.

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abigailtaylor 1

If my car was getting stolen I would try to get a glimpse of the thief! Why are you calling people idiots? Obliviously you're the dumb one if you wouldn't look at who's stealing your car!

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lyfesfhckduhp 0

why you didn't do anything? your standing 10 ft away you must didn't care about your car or something ? must didn't mean anything

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