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By drixxy - 29/08/2012 15:01 - United States - Irvine

Today, my car was towed for the second time in front of my own house. They tried to tell me it was because they didn't think I lived there anymore. The person who had it towed had just spoken to me not three hours before. FML

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You deserved it 1 697

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By Anonymous - 11/07/2013 03:04

Today, I walked to work. I later discovered that my husband had parked my car in a no-parking area. My job is towing cars. I had to tow my own car. FML

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You deserved it 5 653

Tow the line

By broke - 16/11/2016 03:08 - United States - Orlando

Today, I paid $125 to get my car back after it was towed. Yesterday, I bought the car. When I got it to my apartment, the office wasn't open, so I couldn't get a parking decal. The same office that towed my car while they were still closed. FML

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You deserved it 811

By someone - 09/12/2013 12:59 - United States - Mogadore

Today, my car broke down. I pulled to the side of the road to call a tow truck. After waiting what seemed like hours, the tow truck showed up, and then ran into the back of my car. FML

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You deserved it 2 864

It never rains, it pours

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Culpeper

Today, I got a speeding ticket in the mail, at the same time as my car was getting towed. FML

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You deserved it 210

Driving is expensive

By Bladerunner - 01/12/2011 09:49 - United States

Today, my car was towed. After taking a cab all the way to the lot for $45 and paying the $250 fee to get my car back, my car broke down in the impound lot and needed to be towed to the nearest shop, where it took another $200 to fix, and $50 for the towing. I still have a 3-hour drive home. FML

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You deserved it 3 543

Car Wars

By no car - 04/08/2020 17:04

Today, I came outside to leave for work. To my shock and horror my car was gone. My asshole neighbor, who has parked in my spot multiple times decided to let her noisy guests park in my parking spot, so I parked in hers. She had my car towed. FML

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You deserved it 411

By Anonymous - 01/09/2018 20:30

Today, after 3 days of hearing a car alarm going off almost continuously, the city finally came and towed it. Immediately after, the owner showed up with a switchblade, inquiring who called the city. My neighbors ratted me out, despite the fact I had nothing to do with it. FML

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Lovely Rita

By Greg - 29/08/2020 05:01

Today, I went to lunch with a friend in her car. I told her to park in a lot that had signs warning that we'd be towed, saying, "They never tow anyone from here. In fact, if you get towed, I'll pay for it." When we returned, her car was gone. I had to pay $145 in cash to get it back. FML

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You deserved it 3 628

By truth - 10/02/2012 01:49 - United States

Today, my boss reported to the police that a suspicious car has been parked outside the store late at night. I walked outside and my car was gone. He had my car towed. FML

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You deserved it 2 191

By pedestrian - 26/01/2011 05:07 - United States

Today, I let my friend borrow my car. She parked it in a towing zone, and it was towed. The best part is, it was towed by a bogus towing company. The cops assure me it's safe in a chop shop somewhere. FML

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You deserved it 4 578

pipeline101 6

Wednesday 29 August 2012 18:53

Sounds like they have a personal problem with you. FYL

adamjohnson 5

Wednesday 29 August 2012 18:54

Clean up around your house so it looks like you live there

Comments

noisebox 1

Wednesday 29 August 2012 21:22

Sounds like it's time for revenge....

the_true_batman 10

Wednesday 29 August 2012 21:24

I wouldn't blame you if you killed them. Some people deserve to die.

AerBear115 15

Wednesday 29 August 2012 21:41

Uh why?

WhisperSoflty 20

Wednesday 29 August 2012 22:02

Geez, who did you piss off?

doglover100 28

Wednesday 29 August 2012 22:16

Do they have a short attention span?

MrElephant 5

Wednesday 29 August 2012 22:36

Bitches gonna hate.

Jasonf6 0

Wednesday 29 August 2012 23:04

Make them pay for it. If they dont and do it again either call the cops or sue them.

AholeCop 11

Thursday 30 August 2012 7:48

Tow companies can run the registration of a vehicle. They'd be able to see who owns the vehicle, and where the registered owner lives. Fault lies with the tow company.

teamlucas 8

Wednesday 29 August 2012 23:32

I agree with AholeCop. That's grounds for a civil lawsuite! And if your neighbor is the one who keeps calling the towing company, give them a taste of their own medicine. Have their vehicle towed..or you could do something really crazy like go to the pet store and buy a bunch of move, and rats, then let them loose in his yard and around his house at night when they are in bed sleeping...then they will have their own problems! it only takes one male AND one female to start a whole colony. A female mouse or rat can get pregnant again as early as 24 hrs AFTER giving birth.

SoultheWolf 19

Thursday 30 August 2012 4:42

Releasing rats into his lawn is one of the stupidest things I've heard. They wouldn't just stay in one place, they would breed and migrate to all over the neighborhood, causing a large pest infestation. He's better off just reporting the guy to the judge and having him pay a fine. He will also have to pay a fine for calling the towing company for a false reason, more then once.