By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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fannylovesfelix tells us more.

Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)

Top comments

Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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PoolOfIck 0

lol "sharp pain around my ******"

Nothing wrong with a bit a puss' on puss' action

Looks like you got 2 ******* between ur legs

88sforlife 0

Cats Like The Smell Of Fish

Ohhawtdayumm 0

this made me laugh so hard that my stitches on my wisdom teeth popped. Thanks.

YDI for not shutting the door and locking it.